Step 1: Zodiac sign
Aries: I took a shower with...
Taurus: I have nightmares about...
Gemini: I licked...
Cancer: I went to the club with...
Leo: I sharted on...
Virgo: I went to hell with...
Libra: I went to McDonald's with...
Scorpio: I think I am...
Sagittarius: I write blogs about...
Capricorn: I did it with...
Aquarius: I want to murder with...
Pisces: I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with...
Step 2: Day you were born
1: Obama
2: your mom
3: Simon Cowell
4: James Pattinson
5: my imaginary friend
6: Satan
7: Donald Trump
8: Kylie Jenner
9: Harry Styles
10: my science teacher
11: Damon Salvatore
12: Ellen Degeneres
13: Bobo the clown
14: David Tennant
15: Leonardo DiCaprio
16:Halsey
17: Chuck Norris
18: Harry Potter
19: Miley Cyrus
20: my flying toilet
21: my drunk babysitter
22: a homeless man
23: One Direction
24: Taylor Swift
25: Josh Dun
26: Hilary Clinton
27: Pit bull
28: Dan Howell
29: my best friend (their name)
30: my doppelganger
31: Justin Timberlake
Step 3: Your color shirt
Red: because I can smell sound
Blue: because you can't tell me how to live my life
Green: because I'm single
Grey: cause I'm horny
Purple: because I'm a ninja
White: cause I'm a stripper deal with it
Black: cause I like the feeling
Other: cause the voices won't stop!!!!
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I got: I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with your mom, because I'm a ninja.
I'm sorry if these sentences were offensive...no not really
What was your sentence?
~torhey
