What Brings the Signs to the Yard

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Aries: you telling them not to go to the yard and light arson

Taurus: mood lighting and a taco

Gemini: Your netflix password

Cancer: Your grandpa's hand me downs and Drake

Leo: a Ouija board and a trophy

Virgo: your credit card numbers and peach nail polish

Libra: falling cherry blossoms and someone to sing

Scorpio: chocolate and a no risk relationship

Sagittarius: My milkshake and an actual milkshake

Capricorn: cash and hate sex

Aquarius: a X files reboot and YouTube backing segments

Pisces: hot towels right out of the dryer and pissed off cats obviously

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This chapter is shit...sorry

~torhey

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