The Signs As Drunks

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Btw that is the happiest drunk you'll ever see ^^^^ BRENDON URIE

Happy/fun drunk: Aries, Libra

Sobbing in the bathtub drunk: Virgo, Pisces

Getting in fights and yelling(maybe even crying) drunk: Gemini, Cancer

Fucks everyone in sight drunk: Sagittarius, Scorpio

They left them in the bushes covered in their own vomit drunk:  Leo, Aquarius

The designated drivers: Taurus, Capricorn

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  Okay please don't take this seriously...it's a zodiac book.

I really do think I would be sobbing in the bathtub lol.

  ~ torhey

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