Aries: a Phoenix
Taurus: a wish granting catfish
Gemini: a telepathic hummingbird
Cancer: a cute murderous puppy
Leo: a unicorn...a fucking unicorn
Virgo: a bunny
Libra: a flying pig
Scorpio a pink glittery tarantula
Sagittarius: a baby Wookiee
Capricorn: a cat that craps money
Aquarius: a fortune telling lady bug
Pisces: talking fish of course!
