Kidnapping all the signs

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Aries: *Screaming from back of the van* let us go you asshat!!!! *smacks drivers face*

Taurus: OH THANK GOD I FOUND SNACKS UNDER THE SEAT!!!!!

Gemini: So we are exactly 2 miles from where we were taken, we've made 3 lefts  and like 2 rights that means we're near....

Cancer: Taurus don't eat those there I'd mold on them

Leo: Just calm down Aries, it could be fun.

Virgo: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

Libra: Calm down Capricorn will get us out of this.

Scorpio: *talking to the captorts* So were you planning on killing us or....

Sagittarius: *wakes up* oh my gosh where am I *cries*

Capricorn: Come on Libra...we gotta come up with something!!!

Aquarius: Shut up Gemini...no one cares.

Pisces: Oh my goodness what does this button do? *Rolls down window*

Captors: (to everyone) SIT YOUR ASS DOWN NOW

*Pisces Cries*

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