The lies that the signs tell:
Aries: no I didn't break that
Taurus: I DO NOT LIE!!!!!!
Gemini: I won't talk about it anymore
Cancer: nah that don't offend me lol
Leo: I love everything about myself
Virgo: I'm going to fail this test
Libra: Commitment doesn't bother me
Scorpio: No I did not have sex with him/her
Sagittarius: Mom can I please go to the party...I won't do drugs
Capricorn: I'm a really nice person
Aquarius: I don't have feelings
Pisces: I'm not crying over a fictional character...I'm not...*wipes tears*
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I do cry over fictional characters, not even gonna deny it.
~ torhey