Forbidden (Captain Swan)

Chapter 63

I'm soooo sorry I didn't update yesterday....😢😢😢 I was just really tired and all... Anyway, here it is

Neal's pov

I haven't seen Emma ever since the break started.
I don't know what's up with her, I mean, c'mon... She's... She looks like a fish. Or a horse, not sure. She laughs like a horse but she kisses like a fish.

Haha. I bursted into laughter and some people gave me weird looks but I don't give a shit. I mean, I'm hilarious, how could I not laugh at something that is so true.

I just realised that when you tickle a dead person they won't laugh. Being dead has to suck.

I went to my locker for some more beer. Don't judge, beer ik just really good. Did you know that if you ask if your dat likes beer and she asnwers yes you're more likely to have sex with her after the first date? I bet you didn't! Who needs school these days when you have people like me who tell you interesting stuff.

On my way to my locker I walked past Miss Mills' classroom. God, I hate that wrench. She expects us to actually do our homework! Can you believe it?! They should dump her in a pit of lava. Wow, that's actually a really good idea, I'm a genius. I should become president, I mean, I'd do better than Obama and Trump combined. Who'd vote for those weirdos if you could vote for me?!

My locker was in front of Mr Jones classroom, and damn... Those soundeffects. I'm pretty sure the whole school could hear the moans. I smirked as I grabbed a bottle of beer and left as fast as I could. I'd love to stay and enjoy some life action porn, but if they'd catch me with alcohol I'd be a dead man.