Annoying cal: you're boarding rn :))))
Me: you're such a stalker stop texting me
Annoying cal: why
Me: becuz i said so
Me: i will not hesitate to block you
Annoying cal: ok ok gosh
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Annoying cal: WHERE ARE YOU
Annoying cal: I CAN'T FIND YOU
:-(((
Me: thats becuz I'm hiding from you
Annoying cal: why
Me: i rly dont want to face you
Annoying cal: aww thats so cute
Me: shut up calum
Me: I'm not leaving till you gtfo of here
Annoying cal: then I guess I'll just have to find you
Me: you never will
Annoying cal: is that a challenge?
Me: idk
Annoying cal: ready or not HERE I COME
Then the idiot started looking behind house plants, or airport plants, chairs, and tables. He even went to a few restaurants asking the workers if there was a girl behind the counter.
Little did he know that I was at the entrance of the girl's bathroom with a black hoodie on and my head hung low. He'd never notice.
I saw a defeated look on his face and he sighed, pulling his phone out.
Annoying cal: where are you??
Me: somewhere you're off limits to
He then looked up from his phone and headed for the bathroom I was in.
I ducked my head down and ignored him, thinking Calum was bluffing but then he almost entered and I had to stop him.
"Ok fine you found me Calum. But don't go in there, you're gonna get slap by some old lady."
He whipped his head around and stared at me for a few seconds.
"Sailor!" He smiled, giving me a bear hug.
"Let go of me." I groaned with annoyance.
"I missed you so much." He whispered, resting his chin on my head.
He was warm and smelled of mint and I never wanted this moment to end but I said, "Calum let go of me before I put a restraining order on you."
an; "and i never wanted this moment to end" stop i'm gagging
He slowly stepped back and gave me a giant smile. "I missed you." He repeated. "Come on let's go."
Calum grabbed my hand and took me to his car.
"Hi." He mumbled nervously.
"Hey." I replied.
"I'm really happy you came." He said with a shy smile, starting up the car.
"Yeah yeah whatever." I muttered.
"Hey come on lighten up." Calum laughed softly.
"I will not lighten up. Just drive the damn car."
"Not until you stop being a butt."
"Fuck off." I groaned.
Then, he reached over and tickled my side.
"STOP NOW." I yelled, taking my seatbelt off and getting out of the car and sitting on the street.
I heard Calum laugh and get out too. He had his phone out and he was filming me.
"Guys Sailor won't get off the ground." He laughed.
"Fuck off." I grumbled.
"Why you so pouty?" He asked
"Leave now."
He laughed again and mumbled, "this is totally going on snapchat."
"I hate you so much." I said. "Just leave me alone."
"Come on Hailey." He groaned. I ignored him. "Fine then."
Calum picked me up and I screamed, "let go of me!" I hit him and tried to get down, but his grasp was tight and it was no use.
He threw me in the backseat and started the car. "Seatbelts." He laughed.
"Fuck you." I said through gritted teeth.
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This isn't funny but i laughed while writing this
