Calum the dick: I'm so excited you're coming tomorrow!
Me: I'm not coming for you
Calum the dick: I know but I'm still excited :-))
Me: ok whatever cal
Calum the dick: you're smiling rn
Me: i can assure you that I'm not
Calum the dick: you wouldn't have called me cal ;)
Me: fuck off calum
Calum the dick: yep you're definitely smiling like an idiot rn
Me: i said fuck off
Calum the dick: it's cuz I'm right isn't it
Me: I'm still mad at you
Calum the dick: i never said you weren't
Calum the dick: all i said was that you were smiling
Me: fuck off cal
Calum the dick: ;-))))
Calum the dick: OMG YOU DID IT AGAIN
