Me: are you done with Bob lol
Wierdo: yes I am
Wierdo: he pissed me off 😡
Me: what he'd do
Wierdo: being his clumsy ass
Wierdo: he spilled beer all over me
Me: LMAO
Me: OMG I LOVE BOB
Wierdo: very funny till it happens to you
Me: aww poor baby
Wierdo: shut up
Me: AW POOR BABY
Wierdo: shut up
Me: okay fine
Me: but only because you're mad
Wierdo: STOP TEXTING ME
Me: ? 😯
An: you annoying as hell he don't wanna talk to you 😂
Wierdo: shit sorry
Wierdo: that was for my brother I'm sorry
Me: oh um ok?
Wierdo: idk
Me: I'm so bored
Wierdo: why
Me: cause I'm talking to you 😏
Wierdo: 😑
Me: no but seriously I'm really bored
Wierdo: wanna do a song chain
Me: um sure
Wierdo: I'll start
Wierdo: it started on a weekend in may
Me: OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS 😂😂
Wierdo: SAY THE LYRICS
Me: fine
Me: I was looking for attention needed intervention
Wierdo: felt somebody looking at meh
Me: with a powder white complexION FEELING THE CONNECTION
Wierdo: the way she looked was so ridiculous
Me: every single step had me waiting for the next
Wierdo: before I knew it it was serious
Me: dragged me out the bar TO THE BACK SEAT OF HER CAR
Wierdo: WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT SHES ALL I EVER THINK ABOUT
Me: THE PICTURE BURNING IN MY BRAIN KISSING IN THE RAIN
Wierdo: I CAN'T FORGET MY ENGLISH LOVE AFFAIR
Me: TODAY I'M 7,000 MILES AWAY
Wierdo: THE MOVIE PLAYING IN MY HEAD ON HER KING SIZED BED
Me: MEANS I CANT FORGET MY ENGLISH LOVE AFFAIR
Wierdo: ...yes
Me: ok that was actually really fun haha
Wierdo: another one
Me: and another one
Me: and another one
Me: and another one
Wierdo: shut up
Me: fine i won't talk you u
Wierdo: sorry
Me: tom you always say sorry I'm joking
Wierdo: oh
Me: "so" punk rock
Wierdo: I wILL ALWAYS BE PUNK ROCK
Wierdo: shit i gtg its an emergency
Me: is everything ok?
Wierdo: my dumbass friends over and he's like choking on his fists
Me: WHAT
Wierdo: it was dare
Wierdo: anyway he's like dying i gtg help him not die
Me: um ok bye
Wierdo: bye
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sO SoRrY fOR thE sHOrt cHapTeR
I feel like margo from paper towns rn lol
The main character annoys me
Like who writing this crap anyway?!
...Oh
Ily😘
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YOU'RE WRITING THIS BULLSHIT AND I HAVE TO GO BEHIND YOU AND FIX IT YOU'RE WELCOME
