Calum the dick: hi
Me: no
Calum the dick: hailey whats it's gonna take for you to be happy
Calum the dick: ok don't just read it and don't reply that's rude
Me: omg
Calum the dick: what
Me: you didn't say r00d
Calum the dick: so?
Me: just saying
Calum the dick: are you still mad?
Me: what do you think
Calum the dick: i miss you sailor :(((
Me: i s2g if you keep calling me that
Calum the dick: i miss you sm i miss you being ok with me calling you sailor and your sarcasm and you making me laugh and me making you laugh and you fangirling over me and my band and even tho i thought it was kinda annoying at first it actually became cute and now you're mad at me and i'm so sad :-((((( ps ik im not luke but the nose is so necessary in this situation :-(
Me: calum plz stop being cliche it's not working
Calum the dick: please I'm gonna cry if you don't forgive me
Me: in can't and I won't
Calum the dick: but you promised Michael...
Me: maybe I changed my mind
Calum the dick: sailor...
Me: leave me alone or I'm blocking your number
Calum the dick: ok
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WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO R00D
