All week Calum had been annoying the shit out of me and I was starting to forgive him but I was angry with him again.
Calum the dick: i wish you would like me again...
Me: i wish you'd leave me alone...
Calum the dick: :-((
Calum the dick: real talk sailor. I rly hate you bein mad at me its torture
Me: good for you
Calum the dick: saaaailor
Me: don't call me that
Calum the dick: im sry
Me: thats basic
Calum the dick: haaaaailey
Calum the dick: roses are rad violets are purple im very sorry can you be unmad
Me: youre not that great at poetry
Calum the dick: ik
Me: it doesn't even rhyme
Calum the dick: yes it does!
Me: stick to songwriting you're good at that
Calum the dick: 😄
Calum the dick: do you ship us?
Me: wtf
Calum the dick: do you?
Me: fuck no
Calum the dick: dammit
Me: calum you srlsy need to stop
Me: im actually getting really annoyed with you
Calum the dick: oh ok 😯
Calum the dick: im sry
Me: ok bye
Calum the dick: bye
I tossed my phone on my bed and played my guitar for a while when it started to ring.
I swear I'm gonna pull my hair out.
I answered it angrily and was about to scream at Calum when a different voice spoke. "Before you kill me for calling you, this is Micheal."
Um bish whet
MGC IS SPEAKING TO ME
AGAIN
WHAT
OMG
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"Hi Michael?" I said, playing it cool. "Why did you call me?"
"Calum asked me to cause he knew you'd try to hurt him." He chuckled.
"Um ok." I laughed.
"Look Sailor-"
"Eh! That's my name for her!" I heard a voice in the background say.
"Uh ok fine. Hailey, Calum's actually
really cool and yeah I'd be angry at him too for being such a dick-"
"Hey thats not nice." Calum interrupted again.
"Would you shut up? I'm leaving this room." Micheal replied. I heard feet shuffling and a door open and close.
"Sorry about that. Anyway, Calum's a good guy. You don't have to right away, I wouldn't, but please forgive him one day." He sighed. "I'm also sorry about my awkwardness. Calum's kinda forcing me to say this."
"I will." I said truthfully and laughed. "It's ok. I'm pretty awkward too."
"Good." Micheal said. "Cause I already ship Salum and Halum."
"Micheal!" I groaned. "We're just friends! Well not at the moment."
"That's sure as hell not he thinks." He mumbled. "Anyway, I'm sorry that this all happened to you. And I'll try my best to keep him from annoying you."
"Thanks Micheal." I smiled.
"No problem." He said softly. "I gotta go but I'll talk to you later."
"Ok bye." I mumbled.
"Bye." Micheal replied.
Before he hung up I heard Calum's eager voice asked, "what did she say Mikey?!"
I screamed into my pillow so mom wouldn't think I was being killed or something when I got a text from Jasmine.
Jazzy hands: DUDE CALUM FOLLOWED YOU ON TWITTER
Me: ik
Jazzy hands: ITS A BIG DEAL
Me: not rly...
Jazzy hands: ok idk what's wrong with you but good night
Me: night
I exited me and Jasmine's conversation and opened me and Calum. I scrolled through all the dumb messages we sent to each other but I got a little angry when he kept calling himself "tom"
Me: goodnight calum
Calum the dick: goodnight
Calum the dick: luv ya 😘
Me: no you dont
~~
This so unrealistic tho
...sorry
😘Ily byee😘
