Pisces: oh! I'm going to find my soulmate today!
Virgo: Yea, sure Pisces, my horoscope also says that. why do you believe in these things?
Aquarius: Oh wow, that means you two are soulmates
Virgo: Wha-
Aries: Let me see mine! What does it say?!
Pisces: Lemme see.. "You must meet your obligations today"
Aries: "Today"? Is it implying that I don't usually meet my obligations? That's not accurate at all. I always meet them.
Cancer: oh, yea? When was the last time you did the dishes?
Virgo: When was the last time you cleaned your room?
Taurus: When was the last time you cooked anything?
Gemini: When was the last time you studied?
Aquarius: When was the last-
Aries: OKAY, OKAY. I get it, now stop it.
Leo: Hey Pisces, read mine?
Pisces: "You will defend a close friend or family member"
Leo: Sure! Does any of you need help, buddies?
Sagittarius: I can help too!
Scorpio: Shhhh. nobody needs help. Let me read mine *reads*
Pisces: What does it say?
Scorpio: That... I... will lose a friend
Capricorn: Well, actually Scorpio, you won't. But probably many people will. And some of them were certainly born under your sign. You know what I mean?
Scorpio: Stop lecturing me! If you're so smart, tell us where Libra is!
Capricorn: Libra? What? Where did-
Pisces: I will miss Libra so much!! *cries*
Cancer: We were such good friends... *cries*
Everyone: *cries*
Libra: Sorry guys my mom called and... *sees everyone crying* What, what the hell happened here?!
Capricorn: That's it Pisces, you will never read a horoscope again!
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