#All About Zodiac

My definition of the signs

Aries: The definition of a piece a shit but actually has a soul. Literally don't give two shits about the haters and are some of the most loyal friends I've ever encountered. Super dedicated to anything they put their mind to.   

Taurus: Very eccentric, don't really know how to deal with emotions. Get flustered easily but it's kinda cute. Dreamy demeanor. Will ignore the hell out of u if u mess them up. Are low key terrified of everything but will probs never admit that as they have some weird element of ego tied into that.   

Gemini: Really chill people when u get to know them but will scare the shit out of u for like six years if u don't approach them. Do not piss them off as they will butcher yo ass with their tongue and hang u up for the rest of the world to see. Probably has daddy issues. Really physically attractive and everybody is intimidated as shit by it. Dumb as hell in terms of love and will flirt with you incessantly. REALLY  GOOD WITH THEIR HANDS LIKE DAMN.   

Cancer: Big hearts. Adorable little water signs that are likely drowning in a puddle of their own tears. Do not know how to flirt to save their lives. Their laughs are kooky as hell and i love it. Probably smoke weed. U either love 'em or want to kill them or are in some poorly balanced inbetween.  

Leo: Okay y'all needa settle down a bit. Fragile egos if I've ever seen 'em and react hardcore if u piss them off. Pretty over the top with everything. But damn, are some of the most hopelessly romantic people I've met. Will treat you like a god(dess) if u let them. Not super good at social cues tbh. Good friends to have if u need to be validated. Need quality time.   

Virgo: y'all are lowkey hoes and give no shit about it and it's great . Despite that, they maintain an endearing innocence and can be childish when things don't go their way but will love u until the end of time. Great taste in music. Super smart but don't show it off too often.   

Libra: Jesus Christ okay I love u guys. super understanding and will always try to see all sides of a situation. Probably have been through a lot. Aren't afraid to call u on ur shit and are lowkey emotional shawtys that are still trying to find themselves. Make really wonderful parents. Get crazy excited over little shit and it's super adorable.   

Scorpio: Don't mess with these hoes unless u know urself first. Will expose the parts of urself that u didn't want to see. Super gnarly in fights and will love u until the end of time. Pretty standoffish and need time alone when emotionally unstable. Keep themselves in amazing shape. Are the loneliest people I know; be kind to them always. Are probably in great shape (physically.)  

Sagittarius: Craziest mofos out there. Abandon all emotions before going into a situation and can be super impulsive. Funny as hell and always seem to be on another level. Push themselves to the limit and usually forget to give themselves a break. Ambitious and can get shit done when they need to.   

Capricorn: Talk about a ride or die. y'all are loyal to the grave and are incredible friends. Until u get wrecked. Will probably make ur enemies' life a living hell, sometimes over-the-top about it. Can be very athletic. Good writers/artists. Really interested in spirituality and the ethereal realms. Also so funny oh my god.   

Aquarius: Amazing friends. Probably hate u. Easily excitable. Space cadets 4 life. Really good with animals and love food but probably restrict their eating habits in one way or another. A paradox in that they are driven as hell to get shit done but give zero shit at the same time. lowkey kinky . Wants to be the first living human-dino.

Pisces: Emotional shawtys through and through. Physically average. Not good at romantic relationships. Won't forget about u for a million years. Keep their friends close but will push u away if they get scared. Insecure and just want u to stick around.  

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