Michael Jackson Imagines

But That's None of My Business (Thriller Era)

I thought that this imagine should be a little bit funny if Michael were to roast people. Be throwing shade and spitting out beef about people and relationships. This is just an idea that came into mind. My favorite comedy Youtubers are Buggatti Beez and Tré Melvin and Kingsley. So here we go hope you enjoy! ~Amaya

Niggas be so quick to call bitches hoes and shit, but you can't even get no head. Smh, but that's none of my business. *sips tea*

You and your boyfriend be wearing matching Jordan's and shit, but yo son be wearing light up Transformer shoes, but that's none of my business. *sips tea*

Hoes be preaching "these niggas ain't shit!" Well according to what bullshit I see on yo Instagram if you pick up niggas like you pick yo selfies to upload on social media you wouldn't be dealing with broke ass niggas, but that's none of my business. Aye, can I get a new cup of tea in this bish?

Fuckboys be preaching that they got hoes riding they dick for miles when they got bitches that look like Rafiki from the lion king, but that ain't none of my business.

Ladies be sooooo motherfucking quick to upload a pic of they bath tub captioned #bathflow, but you got a ting piece of soap in the corner and only six bubbles up in the bitch, but that's none of my business. *sips tea*

Girls be claiming that these niggas ain't loyal but they cheating on they bae with these niggas that look like chief keef, but that's none of my business. Damn this tea hitting it tho.

Bitches be getting new Brazilian bundles, but they edges be nappy as hell, but that's none of my business.

Females be claiming that I'm the baddest bitch round here but every bit of your body be fake like Kim kardashians ass but that's none of my business.

Niggas be hollering that it ain't nothing to cut that bitch off, but they got everything under they girls name. *laughs* but that ain't none of my business.

Niggas be preaching that they made it, but they be performing city wide. That ain't none of my business.

Niggas have 300 dollar Gucci belts but they can't afford they phone bill. *sips tea for a bit* that ain't none of my business.

Bitches be having man problems, but it ain't my fault that you got them dry ass lips and loose ass pussy. *sips tea* ain't my business. Can I get another cup please?

Hoes be having bible verses tatted on themselves, but they be sucking dick on Sundays instead of going to church. Hmmm... Very interesting.

Niggas preach on they Instagram that they be on that #workflow, but to high school dropout ass be working at McDonald's and shit. But thaybaint none of my business.

Bitches be photo shopping they photos, but when you catfish a nigga, you look like a baboons ass cheek. But that's none of my business. *sips tea*

Niggas be attacking niggas sideways on Instagram or Twitter, but when you meet that nigga, you act like a Lil pussy. But that's none of my business. *sips tea*

Bitches be having babies but don't know who the babies daddies are. Smh. *sips tea*

Bitches be saying they don't suck dick, but they wonder why they single. I'll let that shit sink in.... *sips tea for a bit*

Hoes be claiming they real and keeping it , but they get all bitchy when we tell them some real shit.

Ugh..... Bitches and niggas these days. Can't see who's real and who's fake. Like goddamn.