It is leaf-bare in ShadowClan, and everyone is happily starving to death in anticipation of the holidays. Snow is on the ground, cats are dying from green-cough, and Cloudtail is enjoying everything very much. Oh, and Robo-Cloudtail ran over an iPhone 6S so all the ShadowClan she-cats killed him.
Now that we're up to date, let's see what happens!
Cloudtail: *is sitting in the middle of a snow pile, observing the camp* It's been like too long since I last did a prank!
Rowanstar: Whatcha talking 'bout?
Cloudtail: *nervous* Oh, nothing! Just contemplating the academics of our freshest ShadowClan members! *gestures toward the apprentice den*
Rowanstar: Okay... *pads away, very confused by all the fancy words*
Cloudtail, relieved from the close call, gets out of his snow bank to go find materials for a new prank. He walks to WindClan territory, then after getting kicked out of there, goes to ThunderClan and finds Brackenfur.
Cloudtail: Heyyy boiiiii
Brackenfur: Hi? *backs away slowly*
Cloudtail: *coughs* I need help with...with....with a p-p-p-p-pra-prank
Brackenfur: REALLY? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Cloudtail: Yes.
Brackenfur: YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Cloudtail: Shut up or I'll kick your butt to the forest territories.
Brackenfur: *salutes* YES SERGENT CLOUDTAIL!
Cloudtail: *to himself* I like this... *out loud* So, ShadowClan is starving to death and dying and stuff, cause its leaf-bare, so we need to give them a good, old-fashioned, taste of holiday spirit!
Brackenfur: Sounds too nice... let's release a bunch of angry elephants that I can borrow from 101 Ways to Kill a Cat!
Cloudtail: No.
Brackenfur: Well that just ruins all the fun...
Cloudtail: Yes. Now, my plan is to make them happy, then ruin it all.
Brackenfur: Awww but that involves making them happy.
Cloudtail: Good point . . . but then their hopes with be quadrouple shattered when I drown them all in hot cocoa
Brackenfur: That sounds delicious
Cloudtail: Yeah, I'm still working on that one.
Brackenfur: *nods*
A lot of planning and hot cocoa later, Cloudtail and Frogbutt (in disguise) pad into ShadowClan camp. They are wearing Santa outfits and carrying bags of presents aka dead stuff.
Kits: *swarm the Santas* YAYAYAYY PRESENTS.
The horde of kits opens up the bag and a bunch of dead prey spills out.
Rowanstar: THANK YOU, CLOUDTAIL AND FROGBUTT, FOR BRINGING US THE FOOD WE NEEDED!
Everyone cheers and starts to eat the prey.
Brackenfur: *to Cloudtail* We did not think this through.
A/N: *sheds a tear at the beauty* -Rio
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