50 Ways to Prank ShadowClan

Mother

Yellowfang: BROKENKIT MOVE IT WE'RE FIVE HOURS LATE

*grabs Brokenkit and throws on yoga pants, screaming the entire way as she jumps into her Subaru and speeds away*

Brokenkit: Mo-

Yellowfang: I DON"T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR CRAP WE'RE LATE

*they pull up to the one-mouse store, where everything costs one mouse*

Yellowfang: MOVE IT MOVE IT

*begins rolling through the store, Brokenkit dragging with her*

Yellowfang: IT'S FASTER IF YOU ROLL

*throws stuff off the shelves looking for what she needs*

Yellowfang: SWEETHEART WE'RE CHEAP WHERE'S THE CRYSTAL PLASTIC

Brokenkit: Mo-

Yellowfang: WE HAVE TO GET HOME WE HAVE COMPANY

*runs screaming out of the store and gets in her car*

Yellowfang: Did I leave the groceries on the roof?

*she drives faster as Brokenkit falls off of the roof and rolls down the hood of the car*

Yellowfang: wELL THERE GOES THE BABY

*back at the den, with a vacuum cleaner in tow*

Yellowfang: CLEAN SWEETHEART CLEAN, YOUR NEST IS A MESS

Brokenkit: Mo-

Yellowfang: WE DON'T HAVE TIME, JUST THROW EVERYTHING YOU OWN AWAY

Brokenkit: MOTHER!

Yellowfang: SIKE! I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER MY SWEET LITTLE CANKER SORE

Brokenkit: That's not a very funny prank.

Yellowfang: I HONESTLY FEEL SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW

*stomps to the door*

Yellowfang: LEAVE. NOW. If you don't respect your mother's pranks I won't respect you!\

'''and Brokenkit then went on to conduct the ultimate prank- becoming evil!'''

by idealess Fire