I KNOW THAT SHIT LIKE THIS IS RIDICULOUSLY COMMONPLACE AND THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES SHIT A SINGLE SOLITARY SHIT BUT WHATEVER MAN ILL SAY IT ANYWAYS I THINK IM CATCHING FEELINGS FOR YOU NO FUCK THAT I HAVE CAUGHT FEELINGS FOR YOU AND ITS NOT FUN OR EASY BECAUSE YOULL NEVER RETURN THOSE FEELINGS BECAUSE FUCK YOU DONT SWING FOR MY TEAM AND I JUST REALLY WANT TO KISS YOUR NECK AND YOUR JAW AND YOUR LIPS AND YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FACE OH GOD YOUR FACE IS A GIFT FROM THE GODDESSES OF HEAVEN I LOVE YOU I WANT TO BE WITH YOU BUT FUCK YOU DONT WANT TO
