#40: SHUT―UP

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" you cant be a good ceo and a good mom at the same time lol "

SHUT THE FUCK UP. IMMA BE A GOOD FUCKING MOTHER TO MI MIJOS AND STILL BE A POWER FUCKING CEO IN THIS COMPANY. LEARN HOW TO THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.

" this is why women shouldnt drive smh "

SHUT THE FUCK UP. IF I HAD KNOWN YOU WERE SUCH A MISOGYNISTIC BASTARD WHO AINT SHIT I WOULDA RUN YOU OVER BECAUSE 'THIS IS WHY WOMEN SHOULDNT DRIVE.'

" no homo lol "

SHUT THE FUCK UP. DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU SOUND? IT'S LIKE HUGGING YOUR SISTER AND SAYING 'NO INCEST.'

" dont wear that ! youre showing too much skin ! "

SHUT THE FUCK UP. I CAN WEAR WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT, AND I WILL. SO WHAT IF I'M SHOWING TOO MUCH SKIN? MY SKIN LOOKS GOOD AS HELL, I SPEND MONEY ON IT, WHY HIDE IT?

" wow ! u r so good at football for a girl ! "

SHUT THE FUCK UP. ME BEING A WOMAN HAS LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW GOOD I AM IN ATHLETICS. BYE. QUIT YOUR JOB AS A COACH AND TAKE FEMINISM CLASS.

" who is u ? the secretary ? "

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CATCH FIRE, HONEY.

" gay sex is sin ! "

SHUT THE FUCK UP. GAY PEOPLE HAVE PREMARITAL SEX JUST AS STRAIGHT PEOPLE DO. SAY 'GAY SEX IS SIN' TO ME WHEN YOU SAY 'STRAIGHT SEX IS SIN' TO STRAIGHT PEOPLE TOO.

" so what are your plans after college ? dont settle for less ! take sat boot camps ! omg ! "

SHUT THE FUCK UP. IF I WANT A 9 DOLLAR JUMP AT CHICK-FIL-A IMMA GET ONE. SHUT THE FUCK UP. IT'S MY LIFE, NOT YOURS. SIT YOUR TRADITIONAL ASS DOWN AND TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

" what !!! u wana b a surgeon ??! !! what about ur husband ! omfg "

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH GREY'S ANATOMY. THANK YOU.

" your bra is showing ! "

SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS SHIT COST ME 50 BUCKS FROM VICTORIA'S SECRET, AND I'LL SHOW IT TO THE WORLD IF I WANT TO. YOU'RE GANA LIKE IT, YOU'RE GANA COMPLIMENT IT, BECAUSE THIS BRA IS FUCKING CUTE.

" lol nigga nigga nigga nigga nigGAGgaga nigaAA!!! nigAG "

SHUT THE FUCK UP. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. DO NOT GET ME STARTED WITH THIS.

" god hates fags ! "

SHUT THE FUCK UP. IF YOU ARE GOING TO ARGUE WITH ME ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT HOMOSEXUALITY (AND THE LIKES) IS AMENABLE BY THE HEAVENS, DO NOT BRING UP YOUR FAIRYTALE FROM 3 MILLENNIUMS AGO THAT ALSO HATES DIVORCES AND EATING BREAD. BYE.

" smh i knew girls had it easier "

SHUT THE FUCK UP. SINCE WHEN IS CHILDBIRTH EASY? FIGHTING FOR OUR BODIES? ABORTION? UNEQUAL SOCIETAL RIGHTS? UNEQUAL WORK RIGHTS? SINCE WHEN HAS IT ALL BEEN EASY? WHEN?

" i dont hate gay ppl i just dont wana see them kissing lol "

SHUT THE FUCK UP. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU TALKING ABOUT? SHUT THE FUCK UP. SIT CHO DUMB ASS DOWN.

" u should be flattered that u have a stalker ! "

SHUT THE FUCK UP. SINCE WHEN DOES HAVING YOUR LIFE AT STAKE 24/7 FLATTERING? WHEN? ANSWER ME.

" omg girl shave !!!!! "

SHUT THE FUCK UP. I CAN BE AS HAIRY AS I WANT TO, AND MY GENDER HAS NOTHING TO WITH THAT. I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF MY GENITAL HAIR MAKES IT HARD FOR YOU TO EAT ME OUT. SHUT THE FUCK UP.


if you have nothing good to say, shut the fuck up.


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