Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

He "Tries" Flirting Over Text

[Hello, everyone! Mysterious4427 gave this charming suggestion - so here we go! Have a cookie and hold on for the ride! Most of this is in the format of texting, by the way. (.:::.)]

Jeff The Pickup Master (Or not)

LookinThroughUrWindow: Hi, Y/N...

You: Why did you change your contact name on my phone? -_-

LookinThroughUrWindow: Did it hurt when you clawed your way up from hell?

You: Jeff, please.

LookinThroughUrWindow: Because the demons called; they want their queen back~

You: What is this? Terrible Pickup Lines: Creepypasta Edition or something?!

LookinThroughUrWindow: You'll never guess where I am now!

Before the conversation could turn any more ridiculous, you looked over your shoulder and straight at the window. Jeff was sitting there with his back turned, swinging his legs while texting with a wide smile.

Sighing and shaking your head, you turned back to your phone.

You: I have no idea.

LookinThroughUrWindow: I got lost in your devilish eyes!

BEN Drowned... In kitten kibble?

BENDrownedInDoritos: Hello, handsome. ;)

You: Handsome?

BENDrownedInDoritos: Wanna find out if the carpet matches the drapes? ;)

You: I've already seen you naked, genius. Twerking craze. Wrecking ball. Remember? And will you stop with the suggestive winky faces already?!

BENDrownedInDoritos: *typing bubbles, for the next half an hour*

Rolling your eyes, you set your phone down and wandered off to eat some ice cream. Deez Nuts sat on your phone while you were away. Fluffy curiously tried to eat the dots.

Finally, he sent a reply.

BENDrownedInDoritos: Lel. ;)

Dark Linkie

DarknessDarkness: Bonjour, sweet angel~

You: Heya, Darkie! Are you coming over? I bought a whole bunch of movies at a garage sale and there's nobody to watch them with! (Except for the ghost of C/N, but he doesn't count!)

DarknessDarkness: One moment, if you please.

You: Um... Okay?

DarknessDarkness: Roses are red and violets are blue. Love poems aren't my forte, but I'll gladly watch a movie with you.

You: O///O

DarknessDarkness: I'll be there at six. ;)

Laughing Jacklestein

CandyCandyCandyCandy: Are you a gingerbread house? Because I wanna eat you from the inside out~

You: L.J, you worry me sometimes.

CandyCandyCandyCandy: Too risqué?

You: Risqué wouldn't be my first choice of words...

CandyCandyCandyCandy: In that case... Wanna lick my lolly?

You: We've been though this before. I'm not going to eat a lollipop that's been in your mouth! It's unhygienic!

Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on the point of view), you were distracted from the phone and had to leave. This caused you to miss his last message.

CandyCandyCandyCandy: But I wasn't talking about THAT lolly... :(

Meanwhile, At The Creepypasta Mansion...

Smiley was sitting on the edge of his bed, finally making amends with Evelyn via texting on the phone.

Smirky was trying to sleep, but kept irritably opening one eye because the notification dings were waking him up.

"Will you put that godawful device away and go to sleep?" The illusionist creepypasta moaned, clamping a pillow around his head.

"Just one more minute..." Smiley mumbled.

"Do you know how many 'ones minutes' I've given you?! Fifteen! Fifteen 'one minutes' that stretch on for twenty at a time! Arrgah!" With that, Smirky tossed over and buried his face under le pillow.

Ding.
Bleep.
Ding.
Bleep.
Ding.
Bleep.

It was a long night.

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A/N: So um... My updates might get slightly lax for the next week or so.

[Thank you for all your kind support for Squeaky, while he was alive. :)]

I'm getting crushed and choked and strangled by the stress of the aforementioned everything else that's going on too, but tryin' my best to smile through it.

Thank you for your love and support of this story and all of my other stories; it's one of the things that's holding me afloat.

Toodles!

~TheNightPhantom