Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

He Steals Something Of Yours

(I'm finally back with another chapter part and apologize in advance for its shortness! I've been having a bit of a bad week, you see. This suggestion was given by TheLonelyStoryteller, who receives a C00K1E in prize money. (:::))

Jeff the Killer

You woke up with a yawn of content, then got out of bed to fling the windows open and look out to the beautiful scenery and greet the wondrous joys of nature.

"Ah!" You sighed, contently, "what a beautiful day it is today! I have no worries and I've mysteriously woken up looking like I've miraculously put makeup on and styled my hair in my sleep!"

You allowed a pleasant breeze to waft in before turning around to walk contently down the stairs, to your perfectly neat and tidy kitchen, to cook a perfect breakfast that would leave you content.

Suddenly, the scene froze and started glitching out.

"Hold up! Hold up! What the **** was that boring piece of ****? That's not even her writing style, she 'don't do the whole "breaks in the middle of sentences" thing! Do it again, and make it actually realistic and funny this time!" BEN's voice ranted and complained loudly.

Another scene came popping up.

The alarm blared and beeped loud enough to wake up the dead.

You groggily reached out and slapped it off the table before curling up again and snoring.

D/N suddenly jumped onto the bed and got comfy, pushing you away to the corner.

Then the little kitten whom you had adopted, also jumped on and booted you off with his/her little needle-sharp claws.

After face-planting onto the floor, you accepted your fate and managed to crawl into the bathroom to wash up.

You came downstairs only after you'd had a good scrub, three tic-tacs and used the magical powers of "la hairbrush" to make your tangled mass of sticky-out hair look attractive.

Jeff was desperately trying to shove the fridge out of the window. BEN sat on top of the aforementioned fridge and barked instructions.

"Put some backbone into it!"

"I'm trying!"

"You're a manly man, aren't you? Then shed those little tiny girl-balls and grow a real pair!"

(Girl-balls... That's from The Heat, not me)

You stood in the doorway, trying to debate if you should confront the two or just walk away with your sanity intact.

Finally, you threw your hands into the air.

"Screw this! It's not the first time I've had the fridge stolen by a blonde midget!"

BEN Drowned... In patterned paper?

You noticed something was strange when you came back after using the bathroom.

"Uh..."

Someone had stolen the gaming room's wallpaper.

Just take a moment to soak that in.

All of the expensive consoles, electronic devices and games were still there, but the walls had been stripped bare.

Automatically, you shouted the first thing that came into your mind.

"BEN!"

Dark Link~

Two new interesting things had happened that week.

The first was the installation of a small fireplace in the living room, which you had always wanted and had been saving up money to get.

The second was your newly-found-passion of fangirling over Link, sparked by a glossy picture book given to you by one of your friends.

It was full of pictures of Link, some cute, some funny, some weird and some smokin'.

Of course, it was just a temporary infatuation. And of course, you kept the book hidden from your boyfriend for obvious reasons.

One fine chilly afternoon, you left Darkness snoozing on the couch and snuck upstairs to fangirl over the book some more.

You rooted through the drawer before straightening up, looking puzzled.

"Where is it? It was here this morning..."

After combing through the entire room, you gave up and went back downstairs.

Dark Link had woken up. That was apparent when he sprung from behind and tackled you onto the couch.

"Y/N! Where did you go? I missed you!" He whimpered, looking oddly hurt and rejected.

You began to feel awfully guilty and decided then and there to stop fawning over Link. Black was the new green from then on out.

"Er... Looking for a lost book. Sorry that I worried you so much."

"It's okay."

You sat up straight and watched the fire crackling merrily while Darkness snuggled up against you; a picture of perfect innocence.

"Hey Darkness...?"

"Yes, my sweet angel?"

"The fire looks really bright. Did you add some more fuel?"

"A few hours ago, while you were asleep on one of the armchairs. It was very... Satisfying to watch burn."

Laughing Limbo

"I'm not that kind of clown, Y/N! I swear!"

He ducked as you threw a vase at him.

"THEN WHY WERE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER?"

"BEN told me that he'd hidden one of my swirly lollipops in your room, but didn't specify where!"

You took a deep breath, already raising another vase. There were twin vases on the shelf you see and- oh never mind....

"Why should I believe you?"

"It was just a really bad coincidence that you just happened to walk in, my sweet gummy bear! Honest!"

"Well don't pull off anything stupid like this when it's that time of the month! You know I get violent!'

With that, you stormed off.

L.J sank,against the wall with a sigh of relief.

"That was close..."

Then he pulled out your secret diary and poked a claw into the lock to begin picking it.

"Now then, let's see what juicy secrets you have hidden in here, Y/N~"

At the Noodle Mansion of Creepiness....

Smirky was still stuck in the fridge because Slenderman hadn't returned yet.

BEN had already set up the stolen one for the pastas to use temporarily (for a small fee per item).

And um... That's pretty much it.

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A/N: No comment today, folks! Just lemme know what bits you found funny, yah?

~TheNightPhantom