Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

He Wants To Cuddle (Again!)

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Jeff the Killer

BEN popped out of the toaster with an eager look on his face. The little elf sucked on a lollipop as he clambered out, covered in burnt crumbs.

"Time for my just desserts!" He cackled gleefully as he flung open the fridge door.

The little elf's expression dropped. It was filled with vegetables.

Laughter echoed from all over the house as you and Jeff poked your heads around the door, clanking two cans of root beer together. "Gotcha!"

After gloatingly celebrating your little victory over the sticky-fingered blonde midget, you and your psychotic boyfriend retired to the living room while BEN stomped off in a huff.

D/N was relaxing on the couch, thoroughly itching his/her buttonhole with frenzy. Ignoring that little fact, it was quite a nice setting. The evening sky was cloudy and unforgiving.

Jeff plopped down next to the grooming (breed name) and not-so-subtly shoved him/her out of the way as he stretched out and got comfortable, inviting you to sit down next to him.

"Have I ever told you how much I love ya, Y/N?"

"What did you break this time?" Yoy automatically groaned, sinking down in the cushy seat.

To your suprise, he just chuckled and wrapped an arm around your middle, pulling himself closer to give a cuddle. His fabulous hair was very silky and soft when you ran your fingers through it to pet him.

"... I love you too, you little nutcase," you sighed, resting your head on his shoulder.

Then Jeff mumbled something under his breath. Something like: "You love me more than that broken laptop of yours?"

"... What broken laptop?"

He chuckled again - more nervously - and nuzzled your neck like an overaffectionate puppy. D/N unfurled himself/herself and started licking his trouser leg instead. Evil doggy.

BEN Drowned... In Japanese Words?

You certainly got a suprise when you arrived back home from the local pet emporium with some treats for Fluffy and Deez Nuts.

BEN was sitting on top of the T.V, moodily thrusting his hand in and out of a packet of potato chips and onto his mouth with a blur like motion.

"... Did F/N run out of snacks?" You asked sweetly, dropping the shopping on the coffee table before making your way over to the little elf.

Grumble, grumble, crunchy, crunchy.

"... Do you wanna order some pizza?"

BEN's eyes started to bleed, though he was still focusing his attention on the wall while eating those potato chips in such fast motion.

"How about Chinese takeaway?"

Though you suspected it might've had more to do with the packet running out of chips, BEN suddenly jumped up and planted potatoey kisses all over your face. "Yes! Yes! Yeah!"

Thankfully, the Chinese takeaway company did not have an employee named Smirky working as the devilry boy. After his belly was filled, BEN became the most cuddly thing on earth.

"I love you, Y/N!" He sighed, draping himself and his bulging tummy over your back while you were lying on the floor, playing a videogame.

Dark Link~

You took full advantage of Darkness' sleepiness after a particularly long day of scouting out Zalgo's mother in- I mean- after a top secret mission.

After some sweet talking, you lured him towards the couch and caught him in your sprung trap. He noticed the anime movie on T.V and tub of candy on the coffee table a little too late.

"You've been so busy lately! And you promised to help me eat the Halloween candy; it's been three days!"

"A-Alright, my sweet angel..."

Dark Link ended up falling asleep halfway through, but you didn't mind. He was like a giant floppy pillow to hug. And he didn't mind either. He mumbled something about love in the sleep.

Laughing Yurushi

Between you and L.J, the humongous stash of candy swirled down the drain pretty quickly. This was followed by an all-out sugar rush of pure insanity.

On the bright side, at least now you knew why your mother had always told you never to touch a lightbulb socket while it was plugged in.

On the bad side, sooty and frizzed really wasn't a good hairstyle for you.

On the breadth end, L.J thought it was hilarious.

The two of you passed out on the floor. In a giant puddle of milk and marshmallows. It was a mess that shall never be explained.

The romantic bit came afterwards, after the equally messy cleanup and washup in the shower. In the living room, the monochrome clown randomly yanked you onto his lap and just wouldn't let go.

"What are you doing?"

"Hugging you!" He laughed.

"Why?"

"Why not?"

Meanwhile, At The Creepypasta Mansion...

It had been a long day for Doctor Smiley.

He'd dealt with Jeff coming in with a black eye, sent BEN off with some stomachache syrup, personally administered some knockout pills to L.J and helped Slenderman scrub glitter out of the carpet.

After briefly popping in and out of the dining room for some quick cup noodles, he went straight to the bathroom to wash up before bed.

He looked in the mirror, sighed at his disheveled appearance, then picked up his toothbrush from the holder.

Suddenly, one of the overhead cabinet doors swung open. As he looked up in suprise, Smirky leaned down and delicately plucked the toothbrush out of his hand.

"Never brush your teeth immediately after a meal. You'll damage your tooth enamel."

The not-so-good dentist retracted back into the dark cupboard and out of sight. Smiley blinked a few times before shaking his head and standing on his tiptoes.

"H-Hey! Give me that toothbrush back! It's the only one I've got!"

In desperation, he climbed and stood on the edge of the sink. Half of him disappeared into the cupboard as he looked around for his crazy brother and his precious toothbrush.

Outside the bathroom, the real Smirky was casually leaning against the door with a satisfied smile on his face as he heard Smiley clambering about inside. My illusions are getting better by the day...

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A/N: My funny bone - the humorous one - feels like it's cracked.

Hehehe.

Toodles.

~TheNightPhantom.