As soon as the little first year Marauders were all sorted into Gryffindor and put in a dormitory together Sirius decided to introduce himself properly, it went as follows;
"Sirius Orion Black, much unlike my pretentious Slytherin family I will be forever loyal to the Gryffindor house and my beloved peers, my many qualities include outrageous charm, unbeatable good looks and the ability to wriggle my way out of any situation, do not fear, my friends, I will defend thy honour to the grave. Also aggressively bisexual so if you're homophobic gtfo."
He had a rather articulate vocabulary for an 11 year old.
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FanfictionMusings and short stories written about some boys who go to a school for wizards. But definitely not the one that transphobe wrote about. We don't FWT. Part 2 of this book can be found on my page, believe it or not. (These headcanons were written...
