Aries: I guess I'll try to look good, but not too good, I don't want to raise people's expectations
Taurus: let me choose from my extensive color selection of...um, black, gray, and- uh...and.....
Gemini: the dress code requires SHIRTS?! AND-PA A NTT SS??!?!!
Cancer: it'll be a miracle if they even get out of bed
Leo: it doesn't matter bc they can walk into school wearing pajamas with no makeup and messy hair and still look fucking great
Virgo: decides to wear a shirt made of their own tears
Libra: they say you only get one chance to make a first impression... so i COULD wear the traditional
shirt and shorts...OR...I could wear
a...bee costume... [snaps fingers and moonwalks out of the room]
Scorpio: hello? yes I'd like to order one large full body pizza suit please
Sagittarius: can't decide and ends up wearing a hippopotamus onesie or something
Capricorn: [rifles through closet] hmmm...I guess it's time to bring out the old MEME SUIT!!!!
Aquarius: lol school is so 2014 man
Pisces: all their clothes are destroyed in a freak accident and they have to wear their moms wedding dress
