aries: i dont have flour. you know what? fuck it. i'll cook this shit without flour.
taurus: *doesn't even bake. just buys food from the bakery*
gemini: *bakes too much, eats it all, ends up sugar high.*
cancer: *accidentally drowns the ingredients in a pool of tears*
leo: im SO good at baking! i don't need any help! *bakes something that tastes like play dough*
virgo: *screams when there's a tad too much of frosting on the cake*
libra: *accidentally knocks the mixing bowl over*
scorpio: *puts poison in the food*
sagittarius: *tries to look cool and doesnt use gloves to pull the cake out of the oven and burns hands off*
capricorn: *spends all night creating the perfect cake*
aquarius: *creates own cake recipe and it tastes like shit*
pisces: *forgets that the cake has been in the oven for too long and the house catches on fire*
