Aries: ok u guys lets try to contact the spirits. *clears throat* ALRIGHT U ECTOPLASMIC MOTHERFUCKERS ARE YOU HERE?!
Taurus: *eating like 5 mcdonalds triple cheeseburgers* heyy any of you mind asking the ghosts if they could summon a couple more burgers? maybe a couple extra large pizzas while they're at it?
Gemini: Aries u about to die lmao
Cancer: oh fuck no im not doing this shit *steps on burger wrapper from Taurus that fell on the ground* FUCK WHAT WAS THAT *sprints away screaming*
Leo: see Capricorn I told you not to bring Cancer with us but you dont listen
Virgo: are there any spirits that wish to contact us? *doesn't get a response* oh well guess nobodys here time to call it quits lol
Libra: *uses one of those ghost hunting apps on their phone* but wait you guys the ghost said "ground" ummm we're standing ON THE GROUND omg this got really freaky real fast
Scorpio: *makes ghost noises and other creepy shit to try and scare the others but everyone already knows its them*
Sagittarius: i thought this would be more like ghost adventures on TV this is boring
Capricorn: well Leo I only brought Cancer so we could've used them to draw out the ghosts since they're usually attracted to fear but I guess not *pouts*
Aquarius: *thinking way too hard about the most messed up things to ask the ghosts*
Pisces: um is anyone gonna go get Cancer? or are we just gonna leave them? ok then
