Aries:Nearly killed someone in a fight, because that someone insulted their mother
Taurus:Stole food out of the vending machine, because they didn't have any money and they were hungry
Gemini:Stole the answer key for their history final and accidentally dropped it in plain view during the test
Cancer:PDA and drugs
Leo:Insulting their teacher's wardrobe behind her back, but very loudly
Virgo:Cutting gym class
Libra:Leo implicated them to get out of trouble
Scorpio:Having an orgy in the
janitor's closet
Sagittarius:Getting drunk, cutting class, stealing their teacher's car, and crashing into a pole
Capricorn:They got a praise referral for acing their AP calc final
Aquarius:They lost their phone and someone returned it
Pisces:Trying to swim in the water fountain under the influence of drugs
