Aries: The one hacker who just appears in front of you when they were in like 10th place
Taurus: In second place constantly fighting for first with Sagittarius
Gemini: Knows all the damn short cuts
Cancer: Keeps getting last, but if you try
to laugh at them they WILL kill you
Leo: Repeatedly screams "FUCK YOU", "FUCK NO", "FUCK THIS", or, occasionally, just "FUCK."
Virgo: Whispers "It's all fun and games til someone gets hurt" and proceeds
to ram everyone with their cart
Libra: Angry cause they keep getting third place behind fucking Daisy
Scorpio: Fires every last damn blue shell, fake item box, banana, lighting, and blooper. Fuck them.
Sagittarius: Probs summons Satan to win
Capricorn: Laughs maniacally when they pass you
Aquarius: The one who is in last place most of the way then SOMEHOW they just appear in first
Pisces: Gets really angry when they lose
