Pizza Slice Argument

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‼️Idea based on the video above‼️

.... Meep

Super bored here so meh, here I go with this typa thing again

◈◈❋❋ Summary ❋❋◈◈

Ren and Trish got into an argument with Dante about pizza slices

✾✾❀❀ Starting... ❀❀✾✾

Devil May Cry
Dining Room...

Ren is sitting at the dining room table, facing Dante who has a whole plate of twelve pizza leftovers in front of him.

A/N: Dante ordered two extra large pizza boxes for the gang.

Ren: "That's a lot of slices"

Trish comes up to them with an empty pizza box.

Trish: "Dante, did you take all of the pizza slices?"

Dante: "Yes. I did"

Trish: "You know you could've asked us if we wanted any"

Dante: "Nu uh! If I give you the slices, I won't get any!"

Ren turned his head to face Trish.

Ren: "Trish, would you like a slice?"

Dante: "There are no more slices! I have them all!

Ren: "I know. It's just an example"

Trish: "Yes, Ren, I think I would like two slices"

Dante: "You can't— You want two of them!?"

Ren takes a couple slices and puts them on Trish's plate.

Ren: "So, if Trish gets two slices"

He takes a couple more.

Ren: "And I get two slices"

Then place them on his plate.

Ren: "That still leaves eight slices for you"

Dante: "I don't want eight slices! I want twelve of them!"

Ren: "If you can personally eat all of those slices, I will personally drive you to the pizzeria to get some more"

Dante: "I just don't get why you guys want all of the slices"

Trish: "You have more slices than Ren and I combined"

Dante: "They're MINE! I got them from the freezer and I put them on my PLATE! Plus, I was the one who ordered them all!"

Ren and Trish went all silent.

Dante: "You guys are being selfish"

~~~~~

The video ends as Kyle gets the screen away.

Kyle: "And there you have it! It's perfect! This commercial is great for the Redhell Cheese's Pizzeria. The clients are gonna love it"

Interviewer: "Oh, no, yeah, we love the video! It's just that... Um... Your friend there..."

The man glances at Dante.

Interviewer: "What's his deal? Is he— Is he having a problem or something?"

Dante & Kyle: "No. No"

Kyle: "He ate a live venomous jellyfish once, though. And also a moray eel and a lionfish"

Dante: "Yup"

Interviewer: "I-I see, I see. Well, um... We may want a recast. It's just a thought. We'll talk about this later"

Kyle understandably nods as the room falls into silence. That is until Dante gleefully grins.

Dante: "This commercial's gonna make me famous!"

✾✾❀❀ Ending... ❀❀✾✾

Finally done...

There goes my boredom again after writing this thing...

Well, see y'all next time, Birdies 🐦‍⬛🐦

Altair_Phantom, out

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