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‼️Idea based on the video above‼️
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Super bored here so meh, here I go with this typa thing again
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Ren and Trish got into an argument with Dante about pizza slices
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Devil May Cry
Dining Room...
Ren is sitting at the dining room table, facing Dante who has a whole plate of twelve pizza leftovers in front of him.
A/N: Dante ordered two extra large pizza boxes for the gang.
Ren: "That's a lot of slices"
Trish comes up to them with an empty pizza box.
Trish: "Dante, did you take all of the pizza slices?"
Dante: "Yes. I did"
Trish: "You know you could've asked us if we wanted any"
Dante: "Nu uh! If I give you the slices, I won't get any!"
Ren turned his head to face Trish.
Ren: "Trish, would you like a slice?"
Dante: "There are no more slices! I have them all!
Ren: "I know. It's just an example"
Trish: "Yes, Ren, I think I would like two slices"
Dante: "You can't— You want two of them!?"
Ren takes a couple slices and puts them on Trish's plate.
Ren: "So, if Trish gets two slices"
He takes a couple more.
Ren: "And I get two slices"
Then place them on his plate.
Ren: "That still leaves eight slices for you"
Dante: "I don't want eight slices! I want twelve of them!"
Ren: "If you can personally eat all of those slices, I will personally drive you to the pizzeria to get some more"
Dante: "I just don't get why you guys want all of the slices"
Trish: "You have more slices than Ren and I combined"
Dante: "They're MINE! I got them from the freezer and I put them on my PLATE! Plus, I was the one who ordered them all!"
Ren and Trish went all silent.
Dante: "You guys are being selfish"
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The video ends as Kyle gets the screen away.
Kyle: "And there you have it! It's perfect! This commercial is great for the Redhell Cheese's Pizzeria. The clients are gonna love it"
Interviewer: "Oh, no, yeah, we love the video! It's just that... Um... Your friend there..."
The man glances at Dante.
Interviewer: "What's his deal? Is he— Is he having a problem or something?"
Dante & Kyle: "No. No"
Kyle: "He ate a live venomous jellyfish once, though. And also a moray eel and a lionfish"
Dante: "Yup"
Interviewer: "I-I see, I see. Well, um... We may want a recast. It's just a thought. We'll talk about this later"
Kyle understandably nods as the room falls into silence. That is until Dante gleefully grins.
Dante: "This commercial's gonna make me famous!"
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Finally done...
There goes my boredom again after writing this thing...
Well, see y'all next time, Birdies 🐦⬛🐦
Altair_Phantom, out
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