In Every Universe, I Choose You [Random x Reader oneshots]

Hiccup With A Chubby GF

hiccup x plus size / chubby reader headcannons? (maybe spicy!!) plz and ty!! 💞

Okay, so, I'll try spicy headcanons which will be marked before they start so if you don't want to read them you can scroll past of click away :) I LOVE BEING CHUBBY/PLUS SIZE AND WRITING FOR GIRLIES LIKE ME MWUAH MWUAH MWUAH

Theres wayyy more SFW than NSFW though just a warning 😭

Warnings: cussing, smut, suggestive content, uhhh yeah

SFW

- Hiccup genuinely thinks you're the most gorgeous girl to ever walk the earth. You fight like a war goddess, but love like the sun loves the sky.

- Hiccup isn't weak and I think a lot of people forget that. He worked in a forge for years 😭 he punched Snotlout with his non dominant hand and KNOCKED HIM TF OUT. He's strong contrary to popular speculation. He can definitely pick you up. In fact, his favorite thing to do is pick you up and spin you around before kissing you. (Yes the Disney princess kiss)

- His love language to give is physical touch. He loves holding your hand, or having his hand on your back.

- Honestly, he just loves being yours. He always makes jokes about you being a goddess or nymph sent to him.

- Now, in Norse times, you would be considered the pinnacle of beauty for your plush figure. But there's always that one person. That one person that makes a comment. (They're the odd one out everyone else compliments your wide hips and soft tummy) and Hiccup? Loses it. He doesn't crash out often, but when he does it's either extremely valid, or defending you.

- Loves sleeping next to you and holding you. Sometimes Toothless tries to sleep in between you both because he feels left out. You never complain, in fact you always make space for the dragon.

- Always says you smell good, which is true. Extremely true.

- Has imagined what you would look like at a wedding. Sorry, not A wedding. Your wedding. With him as your spouse.

- Loves when you give him a lil fashion show, showing off what you got from trader Johan(before... y'know...) He thinks it is the highest honor he could receive from you.

- speaking of, he's an inventor. Of course he loves you to the point of invention. Loves you above it. You complain about how hot you get? He makes you a hand fan. Complain about how your thighs rub together when you walk and it hurts or they run so much to the point there's holes (has happened to me😔 it sucks)? He's making pants that are reinforced there and if you wanna wear a skirt? He finds a way to make something for under so they don't touch.

- He's not a guy to show off, but he's not embarrassed of you. Quite the opposite, he's so proud he bagged you. He shows you off in quiet ways. "My girlfriend gave me this..." or "She's my beloved of course she's amazing" and stuff like that.

- Will never admit to your face that he loves walking behind you... cuz... yeah. He says it's to watch and make sure you're safe. Nah. He's a man with taste.

- Always reassuring, but never pushy. If you think something looks bad on you, he'll say he thinks you look gorgeous, but if you genuinely feel uncomfortable, that you should change into something you'll feel better in. To him, your best look is when you feel confident and comfortable in what you wear.

- if anyone flirts with you he's like... uh... no. Ew. She's mine. Just kidding, he glares at them until they leave you alone. His silence is scarier than any yelling.

- Didn't think a literal goddess like you would ever like a guy like him. Like... ever. He seriously thought you were into ANY other guy in the village. ANY other guy.

- When he asked you to be his, he was a stammering... nervous wreck. Like he was shaking. It was all worth it when he got your enthusiastic answer, and a kiss on the cheek.

- Keeps every promise.

- Kisses every stretch mark, and every insecurity you may have. Because the things you hate about yourself are the things he lives the most. He doesn't understand how you look at yourself and see anything other than perfection.

- If traders don't bring things in your size he's like... "UNACCEPTABLE!" He would pay triple the amount of it meant you had quality clothes that fit you. Hel, he's commissioning Snotlout to sew for you at this point 😭

⚠️NSWF⚠️MINORS DNI AFTER THIS POINT⚠️

- A giver. He says he could spend hours between your thighs and he means it.

- Speaking of which, he loves your thighs. Grabbing them, squeezing them, leaving hickeys on them...

- Has definitely fantasized about using your thighs to get off.

- The first time he saw you naked he, and these are his own words,
"Gods you're so hot I almost just-"
"H-hiccup!"
"What? I'm serious. Almost finished just from that... you're so gorgeous my love..."

- Remember I said he kisses all your stretch marks? Yeah I meant it. That's how most of your lil sessions started.

- He loves praises, both giving and receiving, but loves to praise you.
"You're so pretty under me baby..."
"You take it so well..."
"My pretty girl..."

- Oh, uh he loves when you ride him. The way he can see everything... your thighs on either side of his hips... how your body moves while you're on top of him...
"Gods you're so pretty... look at you... riding me like that. You're incredible..."

- ...Secretly he wants to ask you to sit on his face but is to nervous to actually do it so he'll stick to being a munch for now, until he gains the courage to do so