In Every Universe, I Choose You [Random x Reader oneshots]

Misunderstandings [Snotlout Jorgenson]

hi!!! i was wondering if you could write an angsty fic for Snotlout x reader - where reader doesn't understand that his flirting is genuine and feels like he's making fun of her so she ends up ignoring him and he's confused and has to ask around their friends and then he's like "oh." i hope that makes sense!!!! thank you!!! - ❤️‍🔥

Of course pookie!!! Mwuah

Warnings: angst, hurt comfort, cussing, he's an idiot,

Being around the group wasn't always easy. Ever since you all got dragons and have become closer, it seemed like everything was perfect!

But there was always something. And that something was Snotlout Jorgenson. He was loud, brash, made idiotic choices, and the worst part was he was mean. Sure he was an asshole to everyone, but it seemed he picked on you more than the others.

Little snips and comments that were just so mean... like when he caught you after you fell off your dragon and said that your dragon probably "couldn't carry your weight" and that his dragon was a warrior so obviously he could. Or maybe when he said, and you quote, "I usually go for flashy girls, y'know, the ones that everyone wants, but you're different."

What did that mean? All it mean to you was that he thought you were less than... plain... boring.

"Careful, people will start to think you're into me or something..."

Your translation of that? He didn't want people to think you liked him... it would be embarrassing.

"You're.... A lot. In a good way."

Your translation? He literally thought you were too much. Too loud, too big, too... you.

"Looking like that, you're gonna distracts everyone in the village."

Your translation? You thought he was making fun of your looks...

"You are pretty intimidating... like... scary..."

Your translation? He thought you were too much. Too... scary. Unfeminine... too loud.

"What would a girl like you want with a guy like me anyway?"

Your translation? That he was too good for you... and why would a girl like you even try...

So on and so forth. This had gone on for so long... about maybe three months? Since the battle with the Red Death, the village had tried its best to adapt, and so did your group.

But there's only so much you could take. Pretty soon, you started to feel really upset... because for some time, you thought Snotlout might like you. At least as a friend... but his comments made you want to curl up and cry.

"You could like... probably crush a man's skull between your thighs..." He said one day after training when you had just taken one of the dummies down.

Your translation? He thinks I'm too big... my thighs are probably too big he thinks I'm gross...

"She could probably just walk and the sound would make any man think a thunderdrum is coming. It would scare them away before she could," Tuffnut snickered, thinking he's just being silly.

You tried to keep it in, smiling through your utter embarrassment and sadness. From this second forward... you knew that Snotlout Jorgenson didn't like you. Not at all.

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Snotlout was a lot of things. Loud, obnoxious, idiotic... but secretly he was a huge romantic. Or at least he thought so. He thought, this whole time... he had been flirting with you.

"I usually go for flashy girls, y'know, the ones that everyone wants, but you're different."

His translation? You're different, and you treat me like I exist and I like that.