In Every Universe, I Choose You [Random x Reader oneshots]

The Type of Guy To... [Dick Grayson]

- Loverboy. There's no other way to put this. He's a loverboy.

- Literally giggles and kicks his feet thinking of you.

- Always invites you to galas, and matches you. While blue is definitely his color, he'll wear whatever you wear. Makes him happy to see you happy.

- Has screamed at a person trying to flirt with him that "IM A TAKEN MAN!! TAKEN I SAY! BACK YOU WENCH BACK!" Like the drama loving man he is.

- He's really good with kids. Like really good. However, he doesn't think right now is the best time to have kids given the fact he's a vigilante and just how dangerous the city is.

- You will never have to pay for a thing again. Ever. Never. Don't even think about trying to sneak off the table to the hostess stand to pay saying you need to go to bathroom, because he already handed them his card before the date started. Don't play with him.

- Loves spoiling you. He knows what you like and what you don't, cravings and problems if you looked too long at a pair of shoes in the store, but didn't buy them? They're on your bed later that night with a note.

- Speaking of he loves breaking and entering into your apartment to leave you love letters and little notes.
"...Richard Grayson."
"...Y-yes?"
"Stop breaking into my house! You have a key Dickie!"

- While he loves spoiling you, his favorite love language is physical touch. He lovessss touching you. Holding hands, hugs, a hand on the small of your back to lead you through crowds... all of it!

- Dick Grayson is not meant for casual. He can't do casual would rather die than do casual actually. He cares deeply for you if you're his, you're his one and only.

- Needs you to get along with his family. Sure, they have their disagreements and their moments, but they are his family. And he loves them, and he needs you and them to at least get along.

- You do. He loves how you take time to get to know his family. You talk about ethics with Bruce, talk about classic novels with Jason, you talk about... well almost everything with Damian, you help Barbra and talk to her about her favorite things, you help Alfred in the kitchen. It's like you were meant to be there.

- No one really understands how hard dating a vigilante is. Really. The night's staying awake wondering if he's coming back, where he is, if he'll come back just to bleed on your carpet. So many unknowns. But he keeps you looped in, making sure you know what he's up to.

- Public displays of affection are a must. But not in a gross over the top way. More in a ... hand on your waist, always next to you. He gives you forehead kisses in press things and any carpets you walk.

- Not jealous, because he trusts you. He just knows the same way he steers away from anyone who tries to flirt with him, you'd do the same for him.

- Jason tried to jokingly flirt with you once.
"Hahahahahahaha Jason you're so funny.... Stay away from my girlfriend or I will make sure you die for real this time."
"Richard!"

- he makes a playlist for both of you to add songs into. It's called something like "For Us" or "Love You."

- When he's not out on late night patrols, he loves to make you dinner and just stay in, talking about nothing and everything. From:
"D'you think aliens ever look at us and think... wow they're doomed?"
"If Haley(his doggy) could talk what do you think she'd say?"
To
"Sometimes I wonder why you stay with me... like it can't be the easiest thing..."
"I feel bad that... my well... vigilante stuff... gets in the way of our time together... like when I had to leave our anniversary just to... fight some stupid crime alert... I feel like I miss out on a lot of... important things."

- He doesn't want a grand life. He just wants to do well by others, especially you.

- Arguments are normal in couple life. But he doesn't like to argue. He has a policy, a rule if you will that if something is bothering either of you, you bring it up in a mature discussion. No yelling, no shouting. Just talking, and working out a plan to make it better.

- Grand gesture kind of guy. But it's not always a huge thing. Sometimes a grand gesture is a trip he planned, so you don't have to lift a finger or worry your pretty lil head about it. Sometimes it's 100 of your favorite flower. Sometimes it's your favorite candy restocked in your cupboard.

- if you watch a show with him, you BETTER not watch new episodes without him. That's a form of betrayal right there. Absolutely evil. He will cry.

- Dances with you in your kitchen at night. Just soft music in the back, swaying with you.

- If you cry he cries 😭
"No no no baby don't start crying-"
"B-but the chicken *hic* t-the baby *hic* h-he loved it so much-"
"Baby if you cry I'm gonna cry-"
-A few minutes later-
"H-he just loved h-him so much Dickie-"
"I-it's so sa-sad!"

- Knows how your feeling just from stepping into your space. It's crazy.
"...something's not right here.... Babe? You- *gasp* you're on your period, in lots of pain, and are craving a Baja blast and Mexican food-"
"How'd you know that. That's freaky Dick. I'm scared-"
"Shhh... imma take care of you my love... cmon up you go... let's go get some food."