In Every Universe, I Choose You [Random x Reader oneshots]

The Kind of Guy To [Tuffnut]

One of my first fictional crushes??? Let's go??? I'm so glad that HTTYD has come back in such a big way because these movies were literally my childhood.  They hold a very dear place in my heart 😔

- Always trying to make you laugh. It's his favorite part of you!!

- Needs someone down with the chaos but willing to reel him back in. Ruffnut encourages his idiocy, so if you're like... "Yeah but I like my boyfriend alive..." he's like "oh yeah wait.."

- You need to like Chicken. She's his baby. If you are together, that's your baby now too. "Babe babe babe hold-"
You're ready holding her and cooing at her with a smile.
He's even more in love.

- Knows 4 other languages besides Norse...(5 if you count post lightning Snotlout) says he loves you in all of them, and teaches you. Says it's to help for extra communication during missions and patrol but it's his way of spending extra time with you.

- Falls for you when he sees you (accidentally) blow something up during a dragon raid back when they were still fighting dragons. The building was already so damaged, there were dragons in it... kaboom was easier.

- prefers someone who can keep up with him in terms of like energy. Always willing and waiting to just hop up and go.

- Yall remember in RTTE when the twins found a rock that said they were the owners of the edge? Yeah makes you the exception to the rules because "you're basically a Thorston already... Y/N Thorston-"

- If you don't have your own dragon, he's like "well they have a back just hop on" wonders if they can grow more than two heads. He's determined.

- When they first move out to the edge, he's so sad cuz he didn't bring you along (in the universe you don't have a dragon) and Ruff can handle his whining to the point she's sleeping outside. One day you appear outside their door and Snotlout is just grumbling about "and don't ever say I don't do anything nice for you"

- (think adults) Yall know that scene in Hotel Transylvania when Johnny is like "OH YEAH DID YOU SEE THAT THATS MY GIRLFRIEND!" Yeah it goes a little something like this
"OH YEAH DID YOU SEE THAT?! THATS mY GIRLFRIEND!"
"I'm your wife, Tuff."
"OH YEAH MY WIFE!! even better-"

- Would be a good boyfriend cuz... he has a sister. Even if Ruff is... well Ruff, still!

- As much as they bicker, it is imperative that you and Ruff like each other. She's his twin, he NEEDS you two to get along. (You do. She jokes about stealing you from him.)

- The tears episode. Oh boy... you're the only one that doesn't say tears. He watched you turn Hookfang on Snotlout for saying it. It was funny. He regrets bringing you to this island.

- If you're ever in trouble?? Oh yeah, he does now thinks later. That's how he is, especially when you're in trouble. Like... he just flies off to get you.

- That often ends with him being tied up next to you. Well... at least you're together? How did he fly Barf and Belch without Ruff? He didn't. She's there too.

- The only time you have actively stood up to Astrid was when she kept saying tears😭 he's so moved it's... it's just... he cries for an hour.

- Loves when you indulge his crazy. Like, yes, please encourage him to blow up that building as the plan.

- Hiccup could make a totally sane plan, and he's like... eh. So, the gang tells you to tell him your plan. (It's just Hiccup's plan) He agrees right away.

- Do you have fire resistant clothes? No? You should get some.

- He is a physical touch guy. Like... just piles on top of you. Actually, you should flop onto him. He likes the pressure.

- Vocal stims. So many. He just says what's on his mind always.

- One time you do the grueling process of... combing out one of his dreads... why? He saw the lil braids Hiccup has and said he wanted one. And you indulge him.

- Pouts when he doesn't get a kiss and he asks for one. That is the ultimate betrayal.
"Y/N can I have a kisssss?"
"Tuff, I would love kiss you but I'm sick..."
"...so you hate me and want me to die."
...
News flash, he gets sick. You'll never guess why.

- Brags about you. Calls you his brain. Cuz you can obviously think things through before doing them. He can't.

- Prime example? How he asked you out. It's the second day of the Trial of Flame, and he's telling you (after almost dying) how much he likes you and wants to go out with you. Bad timing. But the best intentions.

- If you have a dragon, he's often amazed by what you do with said dragon. How in sync you are, how you do stuff with such ease, like you were born to be a dragon rider.

- He loves your dragon extra if it's a destructive, deadly breed.

- Don't leave him with your dragon if it is. Because any explosion you hear after... it's them.

- Remember when Hiccup said "Where there's smoke there's the twins?" Yeah that got updated. "Where there's smoke there's the twins. And Y/N. We will figure out whether voluntary or involuntary.