In Every Universe, I Choose You [Random x Reader oneshots]

The Kind of Guy To [Snotlout Jorgenson]

He's been one of my childhood crushes for forever (I literally was able to go to the first movie in theaters) it has been my favorite franchise and the live action did him so good :((( my babyyyyy

- He's flirty to everyone, you might say, but when he falls, he actually falls and pays attention to you and only you.

- When you get together, he's so scared of messing up, literally terrified.

- He's an acts of service giver, but in a way that's kind of scary. He thinks that to earn your love he has to do things for you and EARN your affection. His dad messed him up. In his life affection has never been given freely.

- Always offers to carry your stuff, even when you can handle it. Often picks you up as well because his "loving future wife shouldn't have to be on her feet all day"

- Give him praise and he will melt. He's never been praised, so when you say things like "you're so strong!" Or "wow that was so cool!" Or "Thanks... I appreciate you." He's literally melting like a puppy for you.

- If you told him to kneel at your feet he would. When he's with someone, I feel he's devoted to the point of forgetting his pride a little bit. Legitimately thinks 'pride be damned I love her..." Just don't do it in public. He'd still do it... just maybe a lil embarrassed

- Kept confessing to you, and you through it was a joke until he finally asks you, "Why don't you like me back?" You're shocked. But it showed you he was serious.

- His type is badass women warriors with strength and courage, especially those with leadership capabilities. Don't get him wrong, he loves being in charge, but he doesn't mind when his woman is the one bossing him around... Also, as a strong, Norse Viking man... oh there's nothing more he loves than a girl that's on the plus sized side. You're so plush, and so soft and so cute and hot and he can pick you up like a ragdoll and oh- . He loves it. He says that stretch marks "are something only FOOLS would call imperfections."

- When you first start dating he's scared to even hold your hand for fear of being too rough, too clingy, too much and too little at the same time. He seems like a prideful and scary guy, but when you get to know him, he's scared and a little damaged.

- Often times, when Spitelout is involved, he just... keeps his head down, doesn't really talk back and agrees... but when you defend him???? Oh boy, he is like yep this is the one.

- On that note, he won't talk back against Spitelout UNLESS he's talking badly about you. Then he goes against everything his mind is telling him and protects you, defends you, against anything his dad is saying.

- Not super big on physical touch. Sure he's touchy, but it's not his preferred way to feel loved or give it.

- At the edge, he often says that you two should have just had one singular home, because you have your own space, but you're always in his anyway.

- Uhm the monstrous nightmare is the most heavy metal Viking proving dragon right? Yeah thats his dragon. He has to be one hell of a dragon rider, brave too. Hookfang and him have their moments but at the end of the day, they love each other like no other.

- Speaking of Hookfang is always so nice to you. The first time you were trying to decide who to ride with for something (you didn't have your own dragon yet) you were scared Hookfang wouldn't like you. Snotlout thinks you didn't hear him when he said "He'll care about you because you're important to me..."
But you did.

- Always trying to be useful in one way or another. Like I said, he's damaged from years of Spitelout on the brain, that you have to re-wire him into believing he's worthy of love, and that he doesn't have to earn it or pay you back.
"I just... I have to be useful I-i have to prove I'm worth your attention and your love and-"
"Snotlout... you don't have to prove anything... you've already got me..."
"But I want to keep you... I-i don't wanna mess up."

- Late night flights, because then you're both alone and he can be mushy and not think his pride is at stake. Yes, he still has that.

- Nicknames he calls you include: Babe, love, future wife, N/N, my heart.

- Knows absolutely everything about you, likes dislikes, even down to every mark on your body, he knows you like a map I swear to the gods-

- Whenever he sees you wearing something of his he has to take a deep breath and just "Odin give me strength to continue my task and not drag her back in there-"

- Mmm jealous? Looks like it. Internally? Scared you'll find "better".
"Dearest, no one is better for me than you..."
"B-but there is I'm sure of it I mean look at me I-i don't... I don't deserve someone as amazing as you."
(Give him a kiss and say you love him and that changes to)
"Of course you're with me , I mean I am great I'm... I'm... so... you should kiss me again."

- Uh certified crashout, anyone talks bad about you, threatens you, hurts you? Oh boy...

- Always wants your attention, often doing stupid and dangerous things to get it. This goes from the Trial of Fire to... now. For Thor's sake, he nearly got Deadly Nadder spikes in his brain for trying to impress you during a dragon raid.

- Speaking of, going back to HTTYD 1, he definitely tries his hardest to show you he actually cares. One time your house was amongst the first to catch fire, and he had come in to help you and your family out. Of course, at the time, you thought he was just helping and trying to seem heroic, not because he loved you more than his own life.

- Oh yeah, risks his life for yours. All the time. You get captured? He is telling Hiccup and the gang that they need to go get you now! This is of utter importance! He would barter his life for your own, and if he were Orpheus and you Eurydice, he would have traveled to Helheim and back to get you by his side.
(And yes. He would turn around. Because he loves you. And to show love is to turn around. To check that they are still with you, to protect. And Snotlout, above all, is a man who protects who and what he loves.)