Scouting Legion High School [ An Attack on Titan Modern High School!AU ]

A Mid-Summer Day's Fair

"Consider this your birthday present," Annie stated.

So here they were, standing in a circle while Annie was kicking a man baby around as he laughed so hard that he could suffocate himself if he continued any longer.

Meanwhile...

"Look at that kid beating the shit out of that kid," Levi admired the scene from a while away.

"Leviii~ you aren't paying attention," Hanji whined.

Erwin sighed. "Please pay attention to her or she might have to explain everything to us all over again."

Levi groaned. "Fine. I'm all eyes and ears."

Hanji nodded in approval before holding the baseball up to her face. "Now we have to observe the wind direction before throwing the ball-"

"We're in a fucking building," Levi stated. "There is no wind!"

"An incorrect statement, my boy," Hanji licked her finger and held it up to see what direction any wind would blow. "There is a small draft from the vent northeast."

At that very moment, Levi hated life so much that he could cut a hole in the ground and fall to hell.

"So what you want to do is wind up," Hanji got into position, "get ready, and THROW!"

Hanji chucked the baseball at the milk cans, however she was far off and it bounced off the back wall just to hit Levi's face.

He fell backwards and everyone gasped, anticipating an angry response. Instead, he just laid there groaning in pain.

"Oh dear," Hanji said nervously.

"Someone call the nurse or ambulance or something," Erwin called out. "Hey Levi, you okay?"

"I am in immense pain!" Levi groaned as he held his head. "Thanks a lot, shitty - glasses!"

"Oh, no problem," Hanji smiled.

"I want to murder you right now," Levi stated.

"There's actually an ambulance waiting outside," Marco walked up to Levi and the others. "It was already called here because that boy over there suffered multiple kicking injuries."

Everyone glanced over as they watched Reiner get rolled into the ambulance, holding an ice pack to his head while still laughing (and looking) like a crazed hyena. More specifically that one hyena from Lion King that constantly had the derp face.

"Happy birthday, Reiner!" Someone shouted from the distance.

A group of medics headed over to Levi with a stretcher and hauled him onto it. Meanwhile, Hanji inched away slowly.

"You know what?" She said. "Imma just leave and let this just clear up."

And with that, Erwin was left alone.

Meanwhile, Eren and friends walked through the fair to see if there was anything fun. So far, they've only saw tossing games which included throwing rings, ping pong balls, bean bags, darts, and toilet paper rolls. There was not much else to do. Aside from Marco running around in a panicked state, nothing else was really going anywhere. That is, until they stumbled onto the cup stacking challenge.

"Stack cups here! The first to get through the entire cycle, wins!"

Jean and Eren immediately glared at each other. Their friends could almost see electricity spark between them as they challenged the other in their mind.

"Let's do this!" They both shouted at once while sitting down on the chairs.

"Okay, so are you aware of the cycle? 3-6-3, 6-6, then 10?" The girl who was stationed at the game asked.

Jean and Eren both nodded.

"Then on your mark, get set, GO!"

And Jean and Eren were off to the races, stacking the cups in a frenzy while messing up often. Finally, they both finished, slammed down their hands, and looked up. "WHO WON?" They shouted.

The girl looked at them both in shock. "I-it was a tie-"

"A TIE?!" Jean and Eren stood up, shouting at the same time.

"No way! I beat you fair and square!" Eren shouted.

"Clearly you need to get your eyes checked if you can't see that I won!" Jean snapped back.

"Oh yeah?" Eren shouted. The next thing everyone else knew, Jean and Eren threw the cups at each other at maximum velocity. Their friends pleaded for them to stop, but they were too busy to notice.

Also occurring at that moment, there was an explosion. The fire alarm suddenly turned on. Everyone had to vacate the area.

Erwin was dragging Hanji out the door, completely mortified. She, on the other hand was resisting while reaching back. "But-but all I wanted to do was to see what would happen if I enclosed a chemical reaction within a small space!"

"Everyone please leave," a teacher called out. "There is a potentially toxic vapor loose in the building."

"Dammit, Eren it's all your fault!" Jean shouted.

"How is it my fault! Maybe your ugly face caused the explosion!" Eren spat.

"Oh yeah?" Jean asked.

Luckily he was punched out by Annie while Mikasa punched out Eren.

"You just hurt Eren," Sasha stared at her in awe.

"And only I can punch him in the face," Mikasa threatened.

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"I can believe I'm spending my birthday in the hospital suffering from the bruises and broken bones Annie gave me," Reiner groaned.

"You're welcome," Annie said.

"It's all right, Reiner," Sasha exclaimed. "At least the squad is here."

"With balloons!" Marco gestured to the balloons floating around them.

Ymir than pointed at the table next to the hospital bed. "And your stupid cake.

"So happy birthday, Reiner!" Bertolt cheered.

"Happy birthday!" Everyone else cheered along except for Annie who threw confetti and sparkles onto Reiner and the hospital bed.

"Woohoo." Annie stated in a monotone voice.

"It looks like a unicorn just threw up on you," Jean commented.

Reiner struck a pose while sitting down in the bed. "Well, I feel just fabulous."

"Bitch, I be the most fabulous one here," Ymir retorted.

"Excuse you," Reiner narrowed his eyes at her. "Are you the one covered with sparkles and confetti? I think not. So kindly step the fuck down and let me have my moment because it is also my fucking birthday."

"Ohhhhhh," Connie and Sasha exclaimed while putting on shades. "You just got tollllldddd!"

"I have the capability of putting you both in the physical condition that Reiner is in right now," Ymir threatened. "So if you know what's best, shut the fuck up."

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AN: Shoutout to SamSenpai for suggesting the idea of a school fair even though I don't think she expected it to end with Hanji blowing stuff up... My bad.

And it's the happy birthday for the Birthday Braun!