Hiccup: All right, either you come out, or we're coming in.
(Hiccup opens the scuttle and Toothless jumps in and grabs the intruder who turns out to be Gruffnut Thorston)
(Gruffnut screams at being grabbed)
Hiccup: Tuffnut?
Gruffnut: Uh, Gruffnut, actually. And, uh, could you get your dragon to put me down? (Toothless drops Gruffnut) You know, Toothless, uh, that is a terrible name for this dragon.
Hiccup: Gruffnut, why are you coming to the Edge? What's the scam this time?
Gruffnut: Whoa, whoa, sorry about what happened last time, okay? I was in hot water with some dangerous Vik - (Toothless growls) Oh, yeah! I mean, I've changed. My time on Dark Deep forced me to re-evaluate my entire life. I'm a whole new Nut, a better Nut, an honest, more trustworthy Nut. I even have a job. (takes out a scroll)
Hiccup: That's the Thorston family seal.
(Gruffnut hands the scroll to him. Hiccup takes it.)
Hiccup: What is this?
Gruffnut: It's a message for Cousin Ruffnut and Cousin Tuffnut. I got to give it to them immediately.
Hiccup: Hmm.
(Scene changes to show Fishlegs and Meatlug setting up decorations for the twins' birthday party)
Fishlegs: And . . . perfect. Ta-da! What do you think?
Tuffnut: Fishlegs, this is our nineteenth-birthday soiree, okay? So that's the biggest, the best. It's gonna be the most incredible soiree in the history of Dragon's Edge! Odin will weep in the halls of Valhalla when he finds out he missed it. Not that we didn't invite the big guy.
Ruffnut: Yeah, these accouterments, although somewhat festive and moderately well conceptualized, are not in line with the epic barn burner we've envisioned.
Tuffnut: You need to go back, Fishlegs. Just go back to where this wasn't even something we were thinking about and then rethink your whole theme.
Fishlegs: The whole theme?
Ruffnut: The whole theme.
(Barf and Belch blow the decorations up)
Fishlegs: (gasps) Oh! (sighs) It's okay, girl. I thought your decorations were perfect. (Meatlug lets out a low growl, as she is sad that their effort went to waste)
(Scene changes to show Snotlout sleeping on Hookfang just outside his hut as the twins walk up)
Tuffnut: Where are the meat pies? Where are the meat pies?!
Snotlout: (awaken abruptly) Huh? Oh, yeah, I was gonna make them, but then I remembered that I don't care about your stupid party. Now go away. I'm sleepy.
Ruffnut: Ugh!
(Ruffnut pushes Snotlout off Hookfang)
Snotlout: Hey!
Tuffnut: You've been officially uninvited.
Snotlout: Like I wanted to go to your boring, pie-less banquet. Come on, Hookfang.
(Snotlout flies away on Hookfang)
Ruffnut: Okay, where's Astrid? Because we've got changes to make to the guest list.
Tuffnut: Bo!
Bodil: Yes Tuff?
Tuffnut: How much do you love me?
Ruffnut: And me!
Tuffnut: Quiet Ruffnut this is a Bobeautiful and me thing not Bo and we thing. So how much do you love me? Specifically me and only me!
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My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version
FanfictionThis is just My Chieftess from the HTTYD universe but with all the scripts. Including the trilogy... and Dragons: Race to the Edge. And specials. I haven't finished Dragons: Riders of Berk but when I do it'll go here.
