Episode 2: Crash Course

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Hiccup: Great shooting, bud! Perfect for the catapults! (Meatlug performs a barrel roll, catching a large boulder in her mouth)

Fishlegs: Nice catch, girl! Your athleticism is nothing short of breathtaking. Uh-oh, so fast! Good girl, Meatlug!

(The twins are helping to correct Barf and Belch's aim, firing them like guns)

Tuffnut: Yeah, okay! Shot another one!

Ruffnut: Little to the right!

Tuff: Now go down! Down! Yes! Perfect! Uh, nice shot! Hit it again!

Ruff: Whoa! Hmm, what do you think?

Tuff: (Studies the training dummies) I think we need to chisel the jawlines more. Make them more in and of our visage!

Ruff: Agreed!

Snotlout: Will you guys do something that is actually important?

Tuff: What could possibly be more important than this?

Snotlout: I'm sick of this! If these clowns aren't gonna pull their weight...

Ruff: [Indignantly] Hey, Boyo! Never talk to a girl about her weight!

Tuff: No wonder he can't land a girlfriend. Am I right?

Hiccup: Um, guys? Let's get all these catapults loaded before the sun goes down!

Bodil: What was that?

Ruff: I don't know but it's crumbling my eyelid!

(The dragons move restlessly and begin to look unsettled)

Astrid: Okay... easy, Stormfly!

Snotlout: Oh, what are you doing, Hookfang?

Hiccup: Something's coming towards us!

Fishlegs: Something big! Oh Thor! Oh Thor!

Hiccup: Let's get out of here!

Astrid: Stormfly!

Hiccup: Astrid, Snotlout! Cut your boulders loose!

Snotlout: I'm trying! It's tangled!

Hiccup: Toothless!

Hiccup: The Fireworm Queen?

Snotlout: Ha, ha, ha! I pretend to be scared so the dragons wouldn't be!

Snotlout: Woah! Ow! Hookfang! Careful!

Fishlegs: Hiccup, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Hiccup: Yeah. Something's off.

Bodil: What is she doing all way out here, away from her island?

Hiccup: I'm not sure. Whoa, no, no, no, no! Take it easy, girl! Just trying to figure out what's going on!

Snotlout: Being a dragon expert, I can tell that she wants Hookfang to follow her.

Fishlegs: Follow her? Where? Why?

Hiccup: Maybe it has some to do with these. (Gestures towards the ships below.)

Astrid: Dragon hunters?

Hiccup: If I had to guess, she needs help defending herself!

Fishlegs: And, since the Fireworm Queen and Hookfang have a history, he is the only dragon she trusts!

Snotlout: Well, if she's looking for back-up, she came to the right dragon! Those hunters want mess with the Queen? They're gonna have go through me and Hookfang! Come on, your highness, lead the way!

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