My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Dragon's Race to the Edge Episode 9: Quake Rattle and Roll

Disclaimer: This episode isn't really finished in the middle. But I thought I'd post it anyway.

Hiccup: All right. I think one more plasma blast should do the trick, bud. Whoo! [laughs] Great job! [coughs]

Bodil: Nice. I can see straight to the horizon.

Astrid: That should definitely make it harder for anyone to sneak up on us.

Hiccup: I wonder how the twins' lookout tower is coming along. I can only imagine.

Ruffnut: Ah, yeah, oh.

Tuffnut: Hey. Does something seem off to you?

Ruffnut: Yeah. This should have fallen down a long time ago.

Tuffnut: Maybe we actually did something... No, that's impossible.

Ruffnut: Say it.

Tuffnut: Something... right?

Ruffnut: Ugh. I have a weird feeling inside. Is that accomplishment?

Tuffnut: Whoa! I think I feel it, too. Quick! Let's go rub it in Hiccup's face before the feeling subsides!

Fishlegs: Hmm. Ooh. Wow. Very interesting. [Giggles] [Grunts] Okay, girl, let's move on to rock experiment test subject number three... river stones.

Snotlout: Hey! What you doing, Fishlegs?

Fishlegs: Oh, hey, Snotlout. Well, if you're asking me I'm testing how different rocks make Meatlug produce different flame and how that changes the projections in the Dragon Eye.

Snotlout: Oh, that's right. I just remembered, you're boring and I don't care.

Fishlegs: Yup! Couldn't have put it better myself, girl. Ooh, even more interesting.

Tuffnut: Hiccup! Drop everything you're doing and bring your face.

Ruffnut: Prepare to be rubbed.

Tuffnut: Dragon Riders, you asked for it! We built it. Presenting you...

Ruffnut: [trumpet noise]

Tuffnut: With your new rock lookout tower! Yeah!

Snotlout: You guys never disappoint, do you?

Tuffnut: What? No! Wait! It was here a minute ago! What did you do with it, Ruffnut?

Ruffnut: I didn't do anything with it!

Tuffnut: You lying she-beast! You were always jealous of my rock tower.

Ruffnut: Your rock tower?! [groaning]

Tuffnut: It was my rock tower!

[Both yelling]

Hiccup: Okay, okay, okay. Let's everyone step away from the sharp objects. Okay, look, maybe this job was just too tough for you to do alone. I can always put Astrid on the project with you.

Bodil: Uh. Hiccup, let's not be hasty. 

Astrid: No no please I've been itching to kill something.

Hiccup: Ok... maybe we won't put her on to help you.

Bodil: Yeah I'd rather not have to take care of any dead bodies today.

Ruffnut: But we did build it. Honest.

Tuffnut: Trust me, H, no one was more surprised about that than we were.