Fishlegs: "The Berserkers cordially invite you to be their honored guests at the inaugural Berserker Apprenticeship Graduation Ceremony". Guys, Berserker Island. I'm so excited to see where Heather comes from.
Hiccup: And Dagur. You know, they say you can learn a lot about people by tracing their place of origin.
Tuffnut: Legend has it the old Nut family tree originated with the wild albino snow monkeys of the Northern Territories.
Ruffnut: Look, guys. I'm a monkey.
Astrid: Case in point.
Ruffnut: I'm just excited for the party. Nothing like a good graduation celebration. I've crashed my fair share.
Snotlout: You dragged us out of bed for this?
Fishlegs: You're just mad because Dagur doesn't like you.
Snotlout: He likes me, Fishface.
Astrid: Yeah, Fishlegs.
Snotlout: Thank you, Astrid.
Astrid: I mean you can't dislike someone you don't know is alive.
Snotlout: Shut up, Astrid.
Hiccup: Now, guys, this is the first time we've been asked to Berserker Island.
Snotlout: So?
Hiccup: So, no matter how weird or Berserky it gets, just try to stay calm.
Tuffnut: Why would anyone stay calm on Berserker Island? Doesn't make any sense.
Berserker Soldier: Huh?
Tuffnut: Ha!
Berserker Soldier: Welcome to Berserker Island, where dreams become realities. Name?
Hiccup: Haddock, H-Hiccup.
Bodil: Osmond, Bodil.
Astrid: and Hofferson, Astrid.
Hiccup: Uh, we're here for the ceremony.
Berserker Soldier: Did not ask you that. Next?
Fishlegs: Ingerman, Fishlegs.
Snotlout: Move. Move. Jorgenson, Snotlout Gary.
Berserker Soldier: Hold it. Not on the list.
Snotlout: What?!
Hiccup: Oh, no, it has to be on the list. Can you look again?
Berserker Soldier: Only Jorgenson I see is a Snothat.
(Hiccup, Bodil, and Astrid laugh.)
Snotlout: That's not my name!
Dagur: Brother!
Heather: You all made it!
Dagur: Stand down, guard. They're on my personal guest list.
Berserker Soldier: Yes, Chief.
Dagur: You hear that, H? "Chief"! Any problems getting here?
Bodil: No. It was an easy trip.
Snotlout: Right up until the time that my name wasn't on the list.
Dagur: It wasn't? Oh, heavens.
Hiccup: No, no, it was. It was just a slight-
Berserker Soldier: "Snot-hat".
Dagur: I'm so sorry. I'm usually dead on with remembering names, Snotpocket. They are all more than welcome on our little slice of Berserkedness. You too, Snotlip.
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My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version
FanfictionThis is just My Chieftess from the HTTYD universe but with all the scripts. Including the trilogy... and Dragons: Race to the Edge. And specials. I haven't finished Dragons: Riders of Berk but when I do it'll go here.
