My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Episode 15: Shellshocked Part 2

Bodil: I don't trust the guy.

Astrid: You don't trust anyone.

Bodil: Yeah but especially him.

Tuffnut: You know he'd actually be pretty fun to hang with, I mean if he weren't trying to kill us all the time.

Ruffnut: You gotta love the way he talks. (Imitating Viggo) Hiccup, I'm afraid our time together has come to an end. I must now kill you if you have no objections.

Tuffnut: Like he's not gonna have objections. And then I'll go: (imitating Viggo) All of your Dragon Riders must also go. With my sincerest apologies.

Fishlegs: I'm with Bodil. This is all just one big game to him Hiccup.

Bodil: Ryker is coming to try to wipe us all out along with his brother. Are we really gonna take any chances with Viggo here?

Hiccup: You guys are right, I've got this.

(Scene changes to Hiccup and Bodil throwing Viggo in a cage)

Viggo: Hiccup, you must reconsider.

Hiccup: I'm sorry Viggo, there's just too much bad blood for us to trust that you'll do anything but try to, well you know.

Viggo: And the Dragon Eye's return, it did nothing to assuage your concerns?

Bodil: (scoffs) Not enough.

Viggo: Ryker will attack this island with my Shellfire dragon I'm afraid he won't stop until all of you are, well, you know.

Hiccup: That's encouraging, as always, Viggo.

Viggo: You see that's just it! I could be of considerable assistance in helping you defend your home if you would allow me.

Bodil: We'll take that under advisement.

(Twins run in)

Tuffnut: They're here, well I mean not here exactly but very soon, soon they will be here. I'm thinking we might need to start getting ready.

Hiccup: Translation, Ruff?

Ruffnut: Dragon Hunters. Multiple ships headed this way

Tuffnut: We didn't wanna bum you out you know what with all the (voice drops to a whisper) deadly disease and everything.

(Hiccup and Bodil exchange looks)

Tuffnut: But we figured is it really our place to deny you the right, to die during battle instead.

Bodil: What in the name of Thor, are you two talking about?

Ruffnut: They're both in denial.

Tuffnut: Classic stage one.

Ruffnut: Sad seeing them so vulnerable.

Hiccup: Just make sure he doesn't try to escape.

Tuffnut: We got this my pale, weak, ailing friend.

Hiccup: What?

(Hiccup and Bodil fly off)

Ruffnut: Poor little guy, keeping that stiff upper lip must be such a struggle.

Tuffnut: So, Viggo Vigster, can we bounce something on you.

(scene goes to Hiccup telling everyone the plan)

Hiccup: Alright gang, we have until dawn, they'll be in range by then.

Snotlout: Hiccup I have a thought, and I'll follow me on this, okay come along for the ride, I don't know about you guys, but I'm not completely attached to this place alright, let it burn to the ground. I mean it's been fun, great views, but it worth dying over, that's what you have to ask yourself. Alright, let's take a vote. Anyone.