My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Episode 7: Dawn of Destruction

Fishlegs: Hiccup? Hiccup! Hiccup, are you in here? Hello? Hmm. Huh. Interesting. No, can't do that. It's his private prop... But.. no. Oh! No! No, Fishlegs! Yep... No, no, no, no, no.

Snotlout: Fishlegs!

Fishlegs: Snotlout! Don't sneak up on me like that!

Snotlout: Well, don't sneak around, and you won't get snuck up on.

Fishlegs: I wasn't snea... Have you seen him?

Snotlout: Why?

Fishlegs: It's none of your business.

Snotlout: Then, no.

Fishlegs: Oh, fine.

Snotlout: Ha!

Fishlegs: Johann just got here and he wants to see Hiccup.

Snotlout: Oh.

Fishlegs: Well, where is he?

Snotlout: No idea. No one ever sees Hiccup now that he and Bodil are all... (Makes kissing sounds) Me-likey. Now that they're a couple, they don't care about us anymore. It's all about Hidil! (Again makes kissing sounds) Ew!

Tuffnut: Yeah. Hammer.

Fishlegs: Um...

Tuffnut: No. Shh. Behold. Yes. Yeah.

Tuffnut: Watching these two reminds me of gazing upon the giant water Buffalord as they graze against the tender auspices of the wheat fields of yester-year.

Bodil: Call it a draw?

Hiccup: Not on your life. I got you right where I want— What? Okay! Ah!

Tuffnut: Ooh, yeah!

Ruffnut: Oh, yeah!

Tuffnut: Look out!

Fishlegs: Would you two stop? Hiccup, I've been looking all over for you. Johann is here and he wants—

Hiccup: Johann! Oh, great! Where is he?

Fishlegs: Uh, at the dock.

Hiccup: Of course. The dock.

Bodil: I'll come along.

Snotlout: Oh, unexpected. All you two do is hang out together. It's like we aren't even here.

Astrid: Is that jealousy, Snotlout? So not you.

Snotlout: I'm just making a point, Astrid. And a good one at that. So good that I don't even have to tell you to shut up, Astrid. So shut up, Astrid.

Bodil: Come on Snotlout we're not that bad.

Tuffnut: You know, a strong, long-lasting relationship is a balancing act between work, friends, a stable home life, you know, the amount of jelly beans that you're eating. Yeah, fly off! We're just saying!

Trader Johann: I can't apologize enough, Master Hiccup, for failing you on this endeavor. I wasn't able to procure your oil on this recent trip as I was otherwise engaged with a Northern Native...

Bodil: Oil? For what?

Hiccup: Oh, just a little something I've been tinkering with.

Bodil: Oh, right, your secret project.

Hiccup: Bo...

Johann: However, I am ecstatic to tell you that oil you seek can be found in the rarest of Sassafrass Albidum plants that grow only on the Isle of Thizzian, the location of which I have included for you in its description. I had hoped to procure it in the dark markets of Aberdeen, but, as I mentioned, my trip took quite the strange turn.