Fishlegs: All right, Meatlug, there we go. Good girl. Hey, you know what I just realized? This is a new record for Gronckle Iron production. (Hugs Meatlug) Who's a good iron-making machine? Yes, you are.
Snotlout: Whatever. If it weren't for Hookfang, that would just be a glob of useless barfed-up metal.
Bodil: Don't worry WaterLily your water is helping them a lot.
(It shows Aquantis spraying her water all over the metal to cool it down.)
Tuffnut: Well, if it weren't for Barf and Belch . . .
(Shows Barf and Belch beating the processed Gronckle Iron sheet with their faces)
Ruffnut: We rest our case.
Tuffnut: Uh-huh...
(Time passes and the dragons and their riders are getting very tired. Hiccup on Toothless and Astrid on Stormfly arrive.)
Fishlegs: Uh, Hiccup? I think Meatlug might be ready for a break. She's starting to lose her gag reflex.
Snotlout: Guess the perfect little machine isn't so perfect, after all.
Fishlegs: Have you checked your dragon? The giant oven doesn't look too perky, either.
Snotlout: Huh?
(Hookfang snorts and collapses from weariness, accidentally shooting flames at Barf and Belch, who growls in response as they get upset. A fight breaks out amongst the dragons. Aquantis sprays Hookfang in the eyes. And his fire nearly burns Bodil who ducked behind her shield. Stormfly's spines trap Ruffnut and Tuffnut upside down on a tree limb.)
Tuffnut: Uh, what?
(Toothless roars in order to break the fight, but is misinterpreted by Hiccup.)
Hiccup: Really? You too, bud? All right, that's it! Dragons, to your corners!
Tuffnut: Hey, Hiccup. Did you know that upside-down you actually have a metal arm instead of a metal leg?
Hiccup: What is going on around here?
Bodil: Hiccup, we've been working really hard on these reinforcement walls. Everyone is just tired. Look at the dragons.
Snotlout: You know, Hookfang and I could really use a vacay.
Tuffnut: Vacation? Count us in. We'll grab our straw helmets and a chilling tale of Viking murder to read on some enchanted beach, laughing as the waves crash against us.
Hiccup: Guys, I get that you're all tired, but remember why we're doing this.
Snotlout: Oh, because you told us to.
Hiccup: No, because Viggo is out there. And when he finally realizes he can't use the Dragon Eye without the key, he's gonna come looking for it. We can't leave the Edge unguarded again.
Ruffnut: So, yay or nay on the vacay?
Hiccup: Oh, gods...
(Scene shifts to Hiccup's hut where he is drawing on a map. Bodil on Aquantis, Astrid on Stormfly, and Fishlegs on Meatlug land outside then go inside his hut.)
Astrid: Working on your map, huh?
Fishlegs: Need any help?
Hiccup: No, thanks, I'm kind of -
Bodil: You sure? 'Cause, you know, Fishlegs is really great with maps.
Fishlegs: Really great. (chuckles nervously)
Hiccup: Okay, fine, out with it, you two. You didn't come all the way up here because you love cartography.
Astrid: We object.
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My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version
FanfictionThis is just My Chieftess from the HTTYD universe but with all the scripts. Including the trilogy... and Dragons: Race to the Edge. And specials. I haven't finished Dragons: Riders of Berk but when I do it'll go here.
