My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Episode 3: Follow the Leader

Man: Fishlegs! Fishlegs!

'Hiccup: [Scottish accent] Tis with great pleasure that I, Hiccup Haddock the Third, do hereby transfer all Dragon's Edge power, and all Dragon Rider leadership, both foreign and domestic, to one Fishlegs Justin Ingerman.

Astrid: Oh, he looks so good!

Ruffnut: He's so beautiful. I love a man who's just slightly overweight.

Bodil: And he's just so smart. I love a man that is up to date with all his dragon knowledge!!

Gothi: Hmm. I'll make him my man someday.

Hiccup: Now that I am moving towards my chiefly duties, I can think of no Viking more sound of mind and pure of heart to assume the mantle.

Fishlegs: Hiccup, Stoick, Gobber, friends and acquaintances, I am truly humbled by the trust bestowed upon me by a people I have long respected and loved. A people I will now serve.

Snotlout: We love you, Fishlegs.

Fishlegs: And I, you.

Crowd: Fishlegs! Fishlegs!

(Fishlegs wakes up.)

Fishlegs: Huh? Meatlug, help! You're always there for me, girl. Oh, no! We're under attack!

Tuffnut: Oh, my Thor!

Fishlegs: What?

Tuffnut: My Thor! That was amazing.

Ruffnut: Yeah! Do it again, Snotlout.

Snotlout: Oh, I'll do it again, all right. Wait till you get a load of this.

Fishlegs: I'll take that, thank you very much. Monstrous Nightmare gel is not to be toyed with, it's for defending the Edge.

Snotlout: Uh, hello? My dragon makes it. Besides, who put you in charge?

Fishlegs: Hiccup.

Snotlout: Hiccup put you in charge of us?

Fishlegs: Yes. While he and Bodil are out exploring, I am the de facto leader.

Snotlout: De fake-o, maybe. But de facto? Don't-o think-o so.

Ruffnut: Yeah, this is not the way we remember it.

Hiccup: One more time. Since Astrid is on Berk. While Bodil and I are gone, we all agreed that Fishlegs will be handling things.

Snotlout: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure.

Ruffnut: Okay.

Tuffnut: Yeah. Everything you say is something that we'll listen to.

Ruffnut: I don't recall that, per se.

Tuffnut: But what I do recall is your lack of recollection.

Snotlout: Oh, come on! Think about it. Why in the world would Hiccup put you in charge of anything?

Fishlegs: My leadership potential, for starters.

Snotlout: Fishlegs, you could never be a leader. A leader has to be brave.

Tuffnut: Adventurous.

Ruffnut: And a little crazy.

Tuffnut: Or a lot crazy. That could work, too.

Fishlegs: Just give it to me. Whoa! It's not funny, okay?

Tuffnut: Come get it.

Ruffnut: Almost.

Fishlegs: Oh.

Snotlout: Buh-bye. Okay, now where were we?

Tuffnut: We were gonna blow up your house.