Defenders of the Wing Woman 1: Where's the Great Protector?
Defenders of the Wing Man 1: I don't see the Great Protector.
Throk: (smiles in relief and thanks) There!
Defenders of the Wing Woman 2: Fire! My house is on fire!
Mala: It won't make it. It's too late.
Defenders of the Wing Man 2: Oh, praise the Ancients. The new Protector has saved us all.
Mala: It's time. I'm sorry, Throk.
Hiccup: Come on! Think, Hiccup. Think. What am I missing? I- Gah, gah. Gah! Just a minute! Hey!
Bodil: Hey. Whatcha up to?
Hiccup: Oh, you know. Not much. Just, uh-
Bodil: Working on that secret project?
Hiccup: It's not a secret, Bo.
Bodil: Okay. So, uh, then tell me what it is.
Hiccup: It's, uh, well, you know.
Bodil: Yeah. Secret. Don't worry. You can tell me when you're ready and I'll do that thing where I act surprised even though I figured it out a long time ago.
Hiccup: What? You do that?
Bodil: Oh yeah all the time. In the meantime, from Mala.
Mala: We're so glad you all were able to attend our Changing of the Guard celebration. It wouldn't be the same without you.
Ruffnut: Changing of the Guard celebration.
Tuffnut: Interesting. Now, how often does this guard changing occur? Hmm?
Throk: Once the Eruptodon is unable to fulfill its duties, it leaves us to live out its golden years on Vanaheim.
Tuffnut: Ah. Vana-what?
Throk: Vanaheim. It will be its final resting place. This Great Protector has honored us with its presence for four decades.
Fishlegs: Come on. Forty years.
Tuffnut: He must have some serious vacation time coming.
Ruffnut: Especially when you consider that most Vikings don't live that long.
Fishlegs: What are you two up to?
Tuffnut: Nothing.
Astrid: More secrets. Great.
Bodil: Astrid... we're pretending not to care.
Snotlout: No secrets here. "How to do the great beyond on ten gold pieces a day"?
Tuffnut: It's a Viking travel guide. Just take that in.
Hiccup: The Vanaheim legend, it's the mythical last resting place of all dragons.
Mala: Vanaheim is very real. It's been part of our culture for centuries.
Hiccup: So you've seen it?
Mala: By the Ancients, no!
Snotlout: Umm. Not to burst your bubble, but you gotta see it for it to be real.
Mala: We have had no way to follow it.
Tuffnut: Not unt- Not until now.
Mala: And nor would we. There are certain corners of the animal kingdom where humans mustn't tread.
Hiccup: Well, I couldn't agree more, Mala. We have to stay away from dragon culture that pure and undisturbed.
Tuffnut: Is he eyeballing us?
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My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version
FanfictionThis is just My Chieftess from the HTTYD universe but with all the scripts. Including the trilogy... and Dragons: Race to the Edge. And specials. I haven't finished Dragons: Riders of Berk but when I do it'll go here.
