My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Episode 4: Snotlout's Angels

Author's note: I don't really remember why I changed the perspective on this episode since the original stars Astrid. I might change it back... Let me know what you think. This is my version of the episode.

Bodil: Snotlout-

Snotlout: Oh, Bodil, stop! You're so bossy! Rude.

Bodil: What's mine is mine—

Snotlout: Everything's your-

Bodil: Do not touch. Ever.

Snotlout: I mean, how was I supposed to know? Do you know how many spears there are on this island?

Bodil: That have my initials on it and retract? One.

Snotlout: (Sheepishly laughing) Oh, those are your initials.

Bodil: Bad enough that you took it without asking, but you used it to clean in between your dragon's dirty claws. Do you know what kind of disgusting crud is in there?

Snotlout: Do I? (laughing) That is some serious nasty goof.

Bodil: (angrily) Get over here!

(The fight goes off scene, and in comes the twins, commentating from the sidelines.)

Tuffnut: Sounds like she's got him in the BoBo Head Press.

Ruffnut: How long 'til he blacks out?

Tuffnut: Less than 20 seconds.

(Bodil and Snotlout come back on scene, still fighting. Bodil has pinned Snotlout down.)

Bodil: (hisses) Stop struggling.

(Hiccup enters, Toothless behind him.)

Tuffnut: (To Toothless) Hey, T, how you been?

(The group continues to watch the fight.)

Snotlout: (pleading) Okay, not the ear hair. Anything but the ear hair!

Bodil: (smirking) I'm sorry, did you say to pull it? Oopsie!

(Scene switches to the onlookers again.)

Hiccup: Snotlout took her spear again?

Tuffnut: Mm-hmm. And milady is none too pleased with Sir Snots-alot.

Astrid: If it were me, I would chop his head off with my ax.

Heather: Do you think they'll be long? I left my double ax in there and I need to grab it before I head home to Berserker Island.

(Scene switches to Snotlout and Bodil still fighting. Snotlout whispers {This is why you'd make a terrible mother, think Hiccup would want this for a wife?} Bodil is looking appalled.)

Bodil: (low and threateningly) Did you really just say that to me?

Snotlout: (squeaks) Yes? Please don't hit me. (She smiles sweetly.)

Bodil: Oh Snottyboy... I'm not going to hit you. (She says walking over to him slowly, her smile dropping. She grabs him by the neck and drags him up to her height) I'm gonna end your miserable existence. (He whimpers in fright and she throws him onto the ground. She walks out of the hut brooding. The other riders can basically feel the rage coming off of her that they all cleared a way for her)

Astrid: (tactfully...) I'll just go and talk to Bo and make sure she's ok.

Heather: I'll go with her. Hopefully, she won't try to kill me, too.

Ruffnut: (To Snotlout) What did you say to her? (laughing) Yeah, right. You did not say that.

Hiccup: Okay, this could be a problem.