My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Episode 9: The Wings of War Part 2

Hiccup: Toothless! What are you doing here?

Spitelout: "What am I doing here?" What are you doing here?

Hiccup: Did I mention that I was grateful, for you saving my life?

Spielout: You did. And as a repayment, how about standing still? You're making dinner come up with all that pacing back and forth.

Hiccup: Right, sorry. I'm just worried about Toothless.

Spitelout: Oh, well, if you miss your dragon, have a pet of mine. He won't mind.

Hiccup: There's a good boy. Spitelout, what's the deal with this place anyway? You've got all these provisions. You could survive for months.

Spitelout: Well, in case you forgot, those bleeding blowtorches destroyed my brand-new, perfectly located storehouse and nearly charbroiled my son in the process. You were there. It was an ugly day in Jorgenson history.

Hiccup: Is that what all this is about? Revenge?

Spitelout: I've been watching 'em. Closely. One day I'll trap one. See how they like a little Jorgenson justice.

Hiccup: Yeah, okay, fine. Just remember, it's rescuing my dragon first, Jorgenson Justice, second. If we don't get Toothless up in the sky without the cover of night, he'll be a sitting duck.

Spitelout: Well, then lead on. I could use a break from the peace and solitude. Doesn't suit me. I'm a people person, you know.

[Scene changes to Dragon's Edge]

Krogan: Maces and Talons. Childish nonsense.

Viggo: Never very good at it, I take it?

Krogan: Why kill pieces of marble, when you can kill people?

Viggo: Explaining that would take longer than I have the patience for. Everyone out. Now. Once again, the Dragon Eye is in its rightful place. Never to be misused by the Dragon Riders again. Do try to contain your excitement, Krogan.

Krogan: The Dragon Eye has spent the last month in a volcano. You think it's going to be of any use to us now?

Viggo: Let's find out. Hold the dragon up.

Krogan: As predicted. Tell me you can fix it.

Viggo: If you'd leave me to myself, the chances of that will rise exponentially.

[Scene changes to Berk]

Gustav: Gustav. That's me!

Astrid: It's all right, Stormfly. You did good out there, girl.

Ruffnut: Oh, yeah.

Tuffnut: All right, that's it! That is it. This charade has gone too far! The truth must be revealed!

Snotlout: What are you talking about and where are you going?

Tuffnut: If I tell that gorilla what happened, that he wasn't saved by Ruffnut, but in fact he saved her, then maybe, just maybe, he'll sail back to his own rock and then we can go back to our perfectly normal life. Two adult siblings living in familial harmony, spending every moment together, united as one living, breathing being that tries relentlessly to invoke physical harm on the other.

Snotlout: Normal? Are you sure about that? Uh-oh.

Bodil: What's going on over there?

Snotlout: Tuff's telling the Throkman the truth. About everything.

Astrid: And you let him? Are you insane?

Ruffnut: Si, yo no se donde esta el plastic wazoo.

Bodil: How'd that go?