My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Episode 3: Chain of Command

Minden: All of this is because of me, because of the choices I've made.

Snotlout: No, no, no, what are you doing?

[Minden takes off her baby Razorwhip]

Minden: I'm sorry, little one. I am no longer worthy of the responsibility. I have dishonored you. You were right, Snotlout. It is pointless to try. I shall be a Wingmaiden no more.

[Minden lets the baby go and it flies and attaches to Snotlout]

Snotlout: Oh, no. You're messing with me, right? This is some Wingmaiden practical joke thing. Ha-ha. I get it. Funny. Weird, but funny. Minden, don't do this!

[Scene changes showing Snotlout making a wing splint for a wounded Hookfang]

Snotlout(cont.): Okay. This is bad, Hooky. Minden quit, somehow because of me, although you can back me up I did nothing. [Hookfang lifts his head snorts in Minden's direction] Not a chance. I'm not going after her. I got my own problems. [Baby Razorwhip chimes in] Oh, you really want to chime in? [Baby Razorwhip bites Snotlout's hand] Ow! [Baby Razorwhip picks up Snotlout and starts to fly erractically] Hey! [Hookfang sounds in amusement] [Snotlout screams] Oh, gods! Oh, no! [Snotlout screams again and the baby Razorwhip drops him on the ground in front of Minden] [Snotlout gets up and laughs] I don't know how to control this thing. It pretty much does whatever it wants. [Baby Razorwhip picks him up again and drops him to the ground before settling on his back] Ugh! You saw that, right? Minden, listen, I think we may have gotten our signals crossed here. I never told you it was okay to just quit. All right, here it is. Quitting, as good as it feels and as little effort as it requires, never works. I've quit the Dragon Riders so many times, so I speak from experience.

Minden: But Atali, she doesn't respect me.

Snotlout: She gave you the most important job of all, to defend the whole island while she was gone.

Minden: But you said I was passed over for a blonde.

Snotlout: And you listened to me? I'm an idiot. Ask anyone. [Baby Razorwhip jumps on Snotlout's helmet] Give me that. [Snotlout tries to grab it but it retreated to his back]

Minden: I-I don't know.

Snotlout: Look, this is it right here. This is your moment. Maybe not your moment of glory, but the moment you decide what's most important to you, your own feelings or the vow you made to these women and all of these dragons.

Minden: Wow, Snotlout. I've never been spoken to like that.

Snotlout: Well, I'm sorry, but -

Minden: No. I-I like it. It's so honest, sincere.

Snotlout: Well, I am known for my sincerity.

[Minden kisses a surprised Snotlout]

Snotlout: Uh...

Minden: All right, let's think.

Snotlout: Hey, while we're thinking, could you get this thing off of me? [Minden whistles and the baby Razorwhip comes back to her] Wait, all Razorwhips can do that?

Minden: Yep.

[Minden whistles again and then baby Razorwhip goes to Snotlout]

Snotlout: Hmm?

[Scene changes to a Blindfolded Dagur being lead across a lava bridge by Mala]

Mala: Okay, forward. Carefully, carefully. No, no, no. Don't go left.

Dagur: Oh, oh! Oh.

[Ruffnut comes forward and blindfolds Mala who then falls backward off a cliff before being caught by Dagur]