My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Episode 7: Dawn of Destruction

Snotlout: That's pushing it.

Hiccup: You know what I mean.

Bodil: The idea that you have to be on the edge at all times is frankly ridiculous. They would have attacked regardless. That's why we left Astrid in charge and she did a great job. Hiccup can't be here to protect us every minute of every day. That is why we train. (Snotlout and the twins just stared at her, shocked by the outburst.) In any case we're back now. That's all that matters.

Hiccup: Not all of us.

Fishlegs: Whoa! Okay. Oh, Thor! Darkvarg! Oh, thank Thor. I thought, well, never mind. I'm gonna need your help. Understand? I gotta hide out. Is that okay? Of course it is. We're buddies. Remember? Fishlegs and Darkvarg, Darkvarg and Fishlegs! Those Flyers will never think to look down here.

Dragon Hunter: Let's look for him here!

Fishlegs: Or will they? Hurry, Darkvarg! Nice move, Darkvarg! I knew you had it in you!

Ruffnut: So, if, in fact, truth does set you free, are you then free to be untruthful?

Tuffnut: Hmm. And if said untruthfulness has a hint of veritas, or as we the Nordics say, "veritas". Is it really untruthful on its face? Or face as the Italians say.

Hiccup: Look, I think I know where Fishlegs is hiding. And I don't think that they've captured him.

Tuffnut: Can this be independently verified?

Hiccup: Well, no. But if they had him, they wouldn't still be circling overhead. Look, it's getting dark and Toothless owns the night. Which means that we will have a tactical advantage. We have to find Fishlegs first even if it means losing the Edge. If we get separated, don't hang around and try taking these guys on your own. Meet up at Defenders of the Wing Island. Got it? What is it, Snotlout?

Snotlout: Nothing. It's just, well, it's nice to have you back.

Hiccup: I just hope it wasn't too late.

Krogan: Get back in there! We do not stop until we have his head.

Bodil: You said something about someone's head?

Krogan: Take her! And bring me the dragon!

Bodil: We're gonna have to slow down for these guys, girl. Come on. That's right. You got me. You got me.

Dragon Flyer: Fire!

Hiccup: Like I said, you own the night, bud.

Bodil: Got ya!

Hiccup: Hey!

Fishlegs: Quickly! Okay, pal. You ready for me? You got this, Darkvarg. You got this! Let's fly, pal! Whoo! Ha-ha! It's okay. We tried. And, hey, we got this far, right? You can mess with me all you want, but you do not mess with Darkvarg! Huh? Meatlug? Meatlug!

Tuffnut: That's right! You better run!

Fishlegs: Oh, I'm so glad you're okay, girl!

Snotlout: What do you say you guys get all lovey-dovey after we get out of here? How did I become the only reasonable one?

Fishlegs: You saved me again, buddy. Fishlegs and Darkvarg! Darkvarg and Fishlegs! Don't worry. You're still number one, girl.

Astrid: They got him! Yes!

Hiccup: Thank Thor.

Tuffnut: What are we gonna do?

Fishlegs: Hiccup?

Tuffnut: We gotta get out of here!

Hiccup: Oh, no.

Bodil: Hiccup, I'm so sorry.

Hiccup: Yeah. Me too.

Krogan: Surprising. I thought they'd put up more of a-

Hiccup: Now, bud! Do it.

(Scene changes to the Gang on Defender of the Wing Island)

Mala: Well, consider this your new home, Hiccup Haddock. You are all welcome to stay as long as you need.

Hiccup: Thank you, Mala. Listen, guys-

Tuffnut: We know. You're incredibly sorry for allowing your personal relationship to fracture the precious bond that is the dragon riders.

Ruffnut: And if we're going to compete with this new and improved enemy, we all need to focus together as one.

Hiccup: You're right. And I know I'll have to earn back your trust.

Snotlout: You got that right. Astrid and I were crushing it out there when you were gone.

Hiccup: You were indeed, Snotlout.

Astrid: So, care to address the gigantic yak in the room? Your hut. What was that about?

Hiccup: There were things in there that were too important. Things I couldn't let those Flyers get their hands on.

Fishlegs: You mean, these?

Hiccup: How did you- I mean, when-

Snotlout: When the attack began, I risked life and limb to grab your secret little stash.

Astrid: Wasn't it you who was trying to talk us all out of going back for it?

Snotlout: No. Shut up, Astrid.

Fishlegs: When were you planning on telling us you were building another Dragon Eye, Hiccup?

Hiccup: Uh.

Bodil: Oh right, fake surprise... what?

(Scene changes to Krogan and Viggo at the volcano on the Edge)

Krogan: Are you sure that thing didn't melt inside this volcano?

Viggo: Not to worry. It is here. And it won't be long until the Dragon Eye is back in its rightful hands.