My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Episode 6: Return of Thor Bonecrusher

Outcast Man 3: Oh, wha- Thank Thor. Literally. There's another ransom due today.

Thor Bonecrusher: Tell me about said ransom. Show me what these no-good doers are attempting to extract from you wholesome Outcasts. Now, do explain, kind people.

(An outcast arrives with a cart covered with a cloth and pull out to reveal fish, Snoutlout laughs, Bonecrusher cracks neck and gets knocked out)

Outcast Man 3: We offered gold, Mr. Thor. But they only wanted this Ice Tail Pike. They were very specific. It is rare and indigenous to Outcast Island.

Thor Bonecrusher: Hm. The love of this tasty little fish will be the demise of these bandits. Mm. And I have just the plan. Ooh! Bandits. Now, remember, brave soldiers. You must stay still. Once the wagon has been taken to their holding station, jump out and fire into the air.

(Thor Bonecrusher grabs a fish and takes a bite out of it, the Outcasts feel disgusted, Thor Bonecrusher finishes the fish, he spots bandits, Snoutlout, Meatlug, and outcast soldiers stay behind from the rock, two of them hide from the cart, Thor Bonecrusher runs to them)

Outcast Man: Aye.

Thor Bonecrusher: Thor shall appear and do what Thor does so well.

Snotlout: What do I do, TB? What do I do? Right. Hang back. Ready for action. Got it. He's so cool.

(He hits Snotlout's neck and falls to the ground, he runs to a Jarg)

Outcast Man: Meh.

(He walks up to Jarg, the Dragon hunters ready to aim them with bows and arrows)

Thor Bonecrusher: It is as you asked. Ice Tail Pike in exchange for the leader of the Outcast tribe. Where is Alvin? Not with you, I'm guessing?

Jarg: And who are you?

Thor Bonecrusher: Who am I? Who am I?

(Snotlout appears from behind and laughs)

Outcast Man: Who is he?

Thor Bonecrusher: I'm the answer to your prayers.

Jarg: And what prayers would those be?

Thor Bonecrusher: Wait a minute! I see something moving under that fish pile.

Snotlout: Huh?

(Thor Bonecrusher points to Snotlout)

Thor Bonecrusher: I saw this man planning it all!

Snotlout: What? Who? Me?

Jarg: Seize them!

(The dragon hunters go after Snotlout, Jarg grabs Snotlout)

Snotlout: Ow! Oh, no!

(The dragon hunters go to the cart and grabs each fish)

Thor Bonecrusher: Aw. What is it? Scared? Broken hearted? You poor, naive little man.

Snotlout: But you're Thor Bonecrusher. You're a hero. I created you. I loved you.

(Snotlout tears)

Thor Bonecrusher: Love, hate. Hero, anti-hero. They all exist across a razor's edge. This is the Thor Bonecrusher that is here now. This is the Thor Bonecrusher reborn! (laughs maniacally)

(The dragon hunters takes the cart)

(Back at Dragons' Edge)

Hiccup: When you hypnotized him, what?

Snotlout: Well, he wanted to make sure that he loved Meatlug, and he didn't want to be as heroic as last time, so he'd be, I don't know, safer or something like that.