Snotlout: (delicately) There are sides to the Snotman, my fine fishy friend. The Snot can be bold and bad. The Snot can be brash and courageous. And the Snot can be tender and insightful. Now, on to what you're really here about. You want to know about Thor Bonecrusher.
Fishlegs: I do. I do.
Snolout: Well, sit back while I tell you a story. A story of bravery, chivalry, and just a hint of insanity.
(Scene becomes a movie-like flashback of Thor Bonecrusher's previous exploits as told by Snotlout, switching in between shots of Thor, Snotlout acting them out, and Fishlegs' recations.)
Thor Bonecrusher: The name's Bonecrusher. Thor Bonecrusher. (Perfoms a series of barrel rolls and flips, and other daring exploits with people cheering, then prepares to excecute a Scauldron. Scene fades to Snotlout, having performed Thor's actions, preparing to excecute a teddy bear with an axe.)
Fishlegs: Wow. He sounds so awesome.
Snotlout: Thor is the best thing that ever happened to me.
Fishlegs: Okay, let's just say-
Snotlout: We hypnotize you? Great idea!
Fishlegs: Wait a minute, Snotlout. Hiccup is right. I don't know Thor Bonecrusher. I don't remember a thing about him. Shouldn't we get Gothi?
Snotlout: I got this, okay? I know Thor better than that old bag. Bam!
Fishlegs: Okay. But, wait, wait, wait, wait! This time when I get hypnotized, add in that Thor loves Meatlug, because it'd kill me if I pushed her away again.
Snotlout: Loves Meatlug. Got it.
Fishlegs: And there should be an easy way to snap me out of it, like, uh, you clapping three times.
Snotlout: Thrice clap. Check-a-roo.
Fishlegs: Finally, just as a safety measure, make sure I'm not as heroic as last time, you know? I think that's what really concerned Hiccup.
Snotlout: Got you, my bone-crushing brother. Trust. Have faith. Believe. And watch the ball.
Fishlegs: I don't know, Snotlout. Can you really- (falls aspleep instantaneously)
Snotlout: I did it? I did it! Now, what did we agree to? Okay. Okay, okay, okay. This is gonna be so fun! (Whispering tantalizingly) Tho-o-oor. Thor Bonecrusher. We need you, Thor. We need you to be strong. (Fishlegs makes a grunt of appreciation in his sleep.) Brave. Powerful. Charismatic. Right. Right, right. You shall love Meatlug. You shall wake when the Snot claps three times. You shall- Uh. Will you stop? I got it. Jeez! Okay. You won't be so heroic like last time. You'll be, I dunno, what's it called? Anti-heroic. Anti-heroic! You'll be anti-heroic Thor. I think that's it. Okay, on my snap. Come out, come out where ever you are, Thor Bonecrusher.
(Fishlegs awakes, as Thor Bonecrusher, and immediately leaps to Meatlug's side.)
Thor Bonecrusher: Well, hello. And so good to see you, Meatlug, my love.
Snotlout: I've missed you so much. (Scene pans to the Riders on Outcast Island, with Thor performing antics for them.) That's right, Outcasts! Give it up for, Mr. Thor Bonecrusher!
Thor Bonecrusher: Ha, ha! Easy as pie!
Outcast Man 1: Whoo! It's a flippin' flaming axe!
Thor Bonecrusher: I love me.
(Thor Bonecrusher gives them high fives, he belly bops one of the outcasts)
Outcast Man 2: Oof!
(Thor Bonecrusher points back, signals "I'm watching you." with his fingers and winks)
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My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version
FanfictionThis is just My Chieftess from the HTTYD universe but with all the scripts. Including the trilogy... and Dragons: Race to the Edge. And specials. I haven't finished Dragons: Riders of Berk but when I do it'll go here.
Episode 6: Return of Thor Bonecrusher
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